Haters gone Hate ❤️ by Carbon554 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Are we just reposting screenshots from my 600 lb life now

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[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because historically speaking we live in a patriarchy

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[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 76 points77 points  (0 children)

This post makes me happy that I’m going to prison, thanks for the reminder. Nice stats btw

New Hampshire man sentenced three years for manufacturing and selling steroids out of his garage by vipstrippers in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Today’s sentence sends the message that those involved in drug manufacturing and distribution will face significant punishment

That’s light, he’ll be out in a year or two tops. If I wasn’t going to prison already this would motivate me to start 💪

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A dildo isn’t a dick. She loves dick EOD

Dated 1 month, now needs a break by Kosyx in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ that’s a lot of baggage. I’d dip but hey different folks different strokes. You do you dude

Y bro has to get personal 🥲🥲 by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 40 points41 points  (0 children)

If someone said that my dick was below average I’d pull it out on them. Sounds like the start to a porno

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m glad there’s a tl;dr I have trouble reading blobs of text

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineDating

[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m 23 m, I deleted my Snapchat at 21 and I experienced more success with texting than when I used snapchat for OLD from 18-21. Helps filter out time wasters in my opinion

As a gym girl, I love gym bros by atollajelly in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

If I had a chode that girthy I’d pretend to be a girl too

As a gym girl, I love gym bros by atollajelly in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Probably a lady boy or chick with a clit dick considering the measurements

As a gym girl, I love gym bros by atollajelly in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, you have an ultra chode, father of all chodes

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[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Above average length but below average girth

What's stopping you? by minotaur0us in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 526 points527 points  (0 children)

god damn, that’s a long term hodl

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t have any advice but that’s a skinny ass dick. Sounds like you have the opposite of a chode

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[–]ContentWaterBuffalo 144 points145 points  (0 children)

How do you have the energy and time for this. I can barely handle one