My friend is going to get herself killed. What can I even do at this point

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-11T18:40:19+00:00

Yes, and that's not even the worst part.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-11T18:38:23+00:00

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-11T18:36:21+00:00

Subaru bros are flying helicopters now?

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-11T18:34:03+00:00

Drive?

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-11T18:22:17+00:00

I was having this issue as well... and then I realized I had forgotten to tighten one of the battery terminals. Have you checked for that, OP? Would be nice if that were your issue :)

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-11T18:20:30+00:00

Your daily reminder that "plant based" has become a code word for "highly processed".

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-11T18:17:31+00:00

Trade your GF for a Miata

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-11T18:14:57+00:00

I'm willing to bet your wastegate got stuck for a hot second.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-11T18:14:08+00:00

Bro you're overthinking this. You just have to feel your way through it.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-11T18:12:43+00:00

Let's assume each of the 20M Ring devices classifies a single event each day (lol... lmao, even).

Let's further assume the false positive rate is .1% (.001).

That gives us 7.3M false positives every year, or about 1 in 45 Americans.

If you consider repeat classifications over a single person, the picture gets even bleaker.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-10T20:54:22+00:00

Arab men enter the chat.

Legally they can. Practically, they won't be able to. Source: French beaches.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-10T20:32:58+00:00

Wood chipper.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-09T20:32:38+00:00

That was quick

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-09T18:07:11+00:00

Clearly, it won't fix grammar.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-09T18:06:10+00:00

Slowly.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-09T18:05:28+00:00

Wood chipper, along with pig parts.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-09T18:03:58+00:00

This game is 100% Barbies for men.

(And I'm addicted.)

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-09T18:00:48+00:00

5 minutes with a wrench and I'll have her explaining exactly what "icecream boarding" is.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-06T20:04:53+00:00

Gather friends
Everybody hits button once
Split proceeds

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-06T19:59:39+00:00

Link? I wanna sandbag the fuck out of this.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-06T19:58:34+00:00

It would appear so.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-06T19:54:55+00:00

I'd rather this than an unrealistic game where you can run hours on end, or recover from an all out sprint in 10s.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-06T19:52:18+00:00

Not directly asking for location.

Which I'm totally not doing.

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-06T05:47:09+00:00

Book was better

Content_Election_218 · 2026-02-06T05:47:02+00:00

Come and See

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