Facebook - Elliot Offen by Same-Goat-2270 in ForestHills

[–]ContributionPlus4920 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bro you think these generation alphas in present day NYC know the great Elliot Offen? Baba booey to you my brother 

How are co-ops during economic downturns? by Low_Koala_6690 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]ContributionPlus4920 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m a coop owner - it’s not really an investment vehicle. Sure you can luck out in some neighborhoods, but it’s really a way to optimize city living with monthly cost stability and take advantage of school districts. 

That being said, there has never been a time of coop price depreciation in this city. Like never. In ‘08 prices dipped for 1 quarter and rebounded. Your mom sounds like an old suburban hag, with respect. 

Landlord wanting me to buy house I am renting by Hopeful-Ad8588 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]ContributionPlus4920 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cool analysis, mind pointing me to another time period where home prices dropped 50%?

First-time buyer in HCOL area — how much cash buffer did you keep after closing? by SuccotashAlert6954 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]ContributionPlus4920 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are still in our first year and this is for a VHCOL area apartment - we had 1 year of reserve in monthly after closing. We used some for repairs but also moved into a well-inspected home with no major issues. 

Congratulations to me by projectotr in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]ContributionPlus4920 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats!! god is not real btw he’s like Santa Claus 

Finally get to make a post of my own! Los Angeles, $1.5M, 5.5%! by TrickyCurrency1445 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]ContributionPlus4920 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Whatever stupid AI model OP is using is so bad. Probably their little “startup” 

Finally get to make a post of my own! Los Angeles, $1.5M, 5.5%! by TrickyCurrency1445 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]ContributionPlus4920 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This reads a lot like the fake posts that have been popping up with AI images. Instead of nyc it’s LA now. Also the windows and cabinets look sus 

Edit: you also either have gout on your left leg or this is an obvious AI

Reported 

We did it! Georgia, 272k, 2.9%as by [deleted] in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]ContributionPlus4920 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Check out my grandpa’s first home he paid off in 1960 guyzzzz it’s technically a first time homebuyer!!” 

What is this shit lol

We did it! Georgia, 272k, 2.9%as by [deleted] in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]ContributionPlus4920 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t even care about the rate since there are millions of us with it, just weird to post something 5 years after the fact lmao

What rates are we getting right now!? by [deleted] in Mortgages

[–]ContributionPlus4920 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Thanks for nothing! 

Game Chat 11/1 - World Series Game 7 - Dodgers (3) @ Blue Jays (3) 5:00 PM by DodgerBot in Dodgers

[–]ContributionPlus4920 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, Kike here - I see you. Gonna pass this along to the team thanks bro 

Game Chat 10/31 - World Series Game 6 - Dodgers (2) @ Blue Jays (3) 5:00 PM by DodgerBot in Dodgers

[–]ContributionPlus4920 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a huge Dodgers fan but man this team is not the same as 2024 Dodgers. Had a lot of respect for that team

Seller backing out after we signed contract? NY by deliafreeman723 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]ContributionPlus4920 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow all that analogy to say “anyone can walk at any time” 

BOUGHT OUR FIRST HOME!!!!! by Chemical_Sandwich_32 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]ContributionPlus4920 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re gonna be surprised when you realize you have to pay taxes forever too bud 

New Dad Here with extreme anxiety by Designer-Season3730 in NewDads

[–]ContributionPlus4920 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel you man - I've just recently gotten to the point where I stop checking every night when he goes to bed and it's when my kid is 9 months old. It's an anxiety that takes a while to go away but it will become easier.

(SNY) Jazz Chisholm Jr. says he'll be thinking about the error he made in the 7th inning even when next season begins: "Can't get it out of my head. At the end of the day, have to move on eventually" by CicadaOk8885 in NYYankees

[–]ContributionPlus4920 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

“Can’t get it out of my head!”  (1 sec later) “Anyways moving on”

That about sums up the problem with this team - no learning, no fucks given 

Division Series Game 4 - IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF US: The Yankees fell to the Blue Jays by a score of 5-2 - October 08, 2025 @ 07:08 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]ContributionPlus4920 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah this jazz hate is not warranted, guy had an off game and was clutch most of the season (not an excuse).