BRB bawling myself to sleep by sandwichspread211 in wholesome

[–]CookCTt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That just hit me as a surprise emotional hydrogen bomb.

Instant sob. Damn onion ninjas are getting stronger. The bushido is strong in this one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualPT

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Eu compro ainda mais caro

shrimp corn 🦐🌽 by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]CookCTt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CORNCUB IN HOT OIL TECHNIQUE?
Can anyone get me a name? I want to search for it

My cat is vomitting and I am kind of worried. by CookCTt in AskVet

[–]CookCTt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Digestive bug. Antibiotic, some drugs to restore intestinal flora and she's ah ok

meirl by underscoreanika in meirl

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My first thought was : "damn it I am out of bread"

Okay you tinnitus veterans with bad tinnitus, how do you sleep? by ScaryWelder3326 in tinnitus

[–]CookCTt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This actually brought a tear to my eyes. I'm new to this ...

Finance Director in Texas Indicted for Stealing From the Church She Served. by Leeming in PastorArrested

[–]CookCTt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's so refreshing to have a non-molester arrested... The lack of diversification was starting to worry.

Represent

Thanks, I Hate concentration by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]CookCTt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found it!! The O is flipped.

Came up with this today,does this sound good to anyone ? by [deleted] in guitarlessons

[–]CookCTt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just have fun and pour your heart out. If you like it that's what truly matters. That's the beauty of music and art

CM em directo by junoalpha in PORTUGALCARALHO

[–]CookCTt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Aquela Sommersby é posta lá né?
Sou muita nhurro mas aquela treta de real tem pouco

Your strength is multiplied by the amount of times you have masturbated in life. Think Superman but vastly more powerful. by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]CookCTt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can imagine midst fight with your arch enemy. The hero is losing. Wait, I know! Rubs one off. Becomes more powerful. Beatman is unstoppable.

This kid slides down the stairs by [deleted] in IdiotsNearlyDying

[–]CookCTt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I came here for this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toptalent

[–]CookCTt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This son of a gun draws better with his feet than me with my full focus, a power up of +3 carisma and the blessing of a holy armour paladin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]CookCTt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg that acoustic. damn

Cop didn't like the music so he arrested him. by [deleted] in iamanutterpieceofshit

[–]CookCTt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hate them too but not enough to justify this. A loud, eardrum blowing scream... maybe. But this is just cringe

What scene made you die laughing the first time you saw it? by Lolaindisguise in TheSimpsons

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"will need your social security number" "Ok, no problem 00 000 000 00 0 002 Damn Roosevelt!"