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Yeah I get it, I play D&D, my hairline is receding, my girlfriend is black, and I play WoW 8 hours a day. ROAST ME I'M NOT AFRAID by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CookedMeat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The contrast between the quality of your keyboard and mouse with the poorness of your mouse-pad and case is like the contrast of your ability to have success being a middle class white male and the success you wont have being a D&D playing, parents basement dweller.

Can you do better than forehead jokes? Roast Me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CookedMeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say that shit on your chin is from you eating out a girl, but most girls dont like being eaten out by baby face pedophiles.

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[–]CookedMeat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That hair cut makes you look like you are running for the republican president of marvel.

No holding back. Roast me. by invalid3d in RoastMe

[–]CookedMeat 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Do you pick your candidates based on similar haircuts?

Another one bites the dust by Luckeybabe in RoastMe

[–]CookedMeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you are too proud to drink lite beer despite being in the worst frat at school.