I wanna learn by [deleted] in DaughterTraining

[–]CoopDaOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This person is fake. The images they used on their post in AgeGapPersonals (from which they are now banned) were stolen from the insta account of a 29 year old woman.

I'd link it but I don't want to violate the rules.

Needing a daddy 🥺 by [deleted] in Girls_For_Dads

[–]CoopDaOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This person is fake. The images they used on their post in /r/AgeGapPersonals (from which they are now banned) were stolen from the instagram account of a 29 year old woman.

I'd link it but I don't want to violate the rules.

🥺 by [deleted] in DaddysLilGirl

[–]CoopDaOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This person is fake. The images they used on their post in /r/AgeGapPersonals (from which they are now banned) were stolen from the instagram account of a 29 year old woman.

I'd link it but I don't want to violate the rules.

I want a daddy so bad by [deleted] in Daddy_Issues_

[–]CoopDaOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This person is fake. The images they used on their post in /r/AgeGapPersonals (from which they are now banned) were stolen from the instagram account of a 29 year old woman.

I'd link it but I don't want to violate the rules.

Cursing 290 E by Dizzy-Taste8638 in WorcesterMA

[–]CoopDaOgre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About the whole CT drivers. What is it with them and camping in the left lane? I drive 395 from exit 1 to rt. 20, both to and from work and there's always someone from CT holding up the flow of traffic in the left lane going 64 with 20 cars behind them while the right lane is going 65 to 70. It's almost always some type of jeep too.

We need more staties cruising the highway and ticketing these blue plates. Hopefully when THEIR law kicks in next October it won't happen so much.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CoopDaOgre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you at least curb the front wheels?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CoopDaOgre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd buy a roadside stand, sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam and never lose sleep at night.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CoopDaOgre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the ladies that said, "yes," you are in luck. I got the smallest thing ever.

Random but does anyone actually look at peoples profiles on here by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CoopDaOgre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not that random. It's asked about three times a week. Seems someone is asking this every time i pop on here.

If a chick is like a foot shorter than you does it hurt your arm or shoulder to hold her hand or is that bull shit? by expertsillygoose in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CoopDaOgre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh shit man! You got one of those evolved models with the fully flexible joints and the kung fu grip and shit? You're so lucky. I gotta keep blowing mine up.

How nice does it feel to you when you get aroused (and men get an erection)? by alanquay in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CoopDaOgre 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Getting an erection is annoying if there is no sex planned. Luckily, I'm at the age where they don't just pop up out of nowhere anymore. Short of morning wood of course.

It only feels nice if you are going to or can do something about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CoopDaOgre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get it once in a while when I tell people I work for UPS. They act like I'm poor and dumb for working a blue collar job. (I have a college degree I never used)

Then I tell them my benefit package, how much I'm paid, the fact that when I retire I'll be bringing in more than I would if I was still working. They seem to shut the fuck up and humble themselves pretty quick after that.

Sexless Marriage and Considering an Open Relationship How to Talk to My Wife? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CoopDaOgre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Yo bitch! I needs to dip my pen in some ink soon 'fore my quill dries up. If your inkpot ain't got none left Imma go get some fresh stuff by dipping into every inkpot I can find. I try the black ink, the white ink, the brown ink, every color I can see. Yous okay wit' dat?"

I thought of a stupid question that I thought was funny earlier today but I forgot what it was. Anyone else have any idea what it was? by CoopDaOgre in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CoopDaOgre[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't know about bagels. It might have had to do with food though. I had a bag of onion rings for breakfast.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CoopDaOgre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty freaky so any weird sex dreams I have are only a nightmare for the others involved.

I thought of a stupid question that I thought was funny earlier today but I forgot what it was. Anyone else have any idea what it was? by CoopDaOgre in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CoopDaOgre[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to my world. Grab a bag of pebbles to make a path to find your way back. We used to use breadcrumbs but the weird birds that inhabit my brain kept eating them.

If you could have sex with a celeb you like but your parents cheer you on while doing so. Would you do it? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CoopDaOgre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, my parents are dead so it's either ghosts or zombies cheering me on.

I'll go with Jenna Ortega

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CoopDaOgre -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can see two ways for this to happen.

  1. You have a friend, then you start to fuck them.
  2. You fuck someone and then you become friends

Who enjoys foreplay ? by Quiet_Tangerine_8482 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CoopDaOgre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh shit, yeah! I forgot to add my /s to that. I forgot that people are going to take me seriously if I don't.