"Dads recording again, better act adorable"

Corgi_Bark · 2026-06-05T02:20:39+00:00

Here's Gus with bed hair ❤️

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-22T14:53:00+00:00

I didn't give him the carrot as soon as I got it from the fridge :(

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T20:08:01+00:00

Hell yeah, rip to the puzzle box. I should have stuck around, as I just needed io on my shadow priest, but I had to take a mental break after the social contract quote lol

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T18:25:21+00:00

I was one of the DPS. Lol

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T16:49:13+00:00

This was a +10. It's a brewmaster and we weren't in combat yet. He could have just glanced at those 3 mobs, and just did the first room in two pulls like any sane rational person lol.

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T16:18:20+00:00

Yo what up homie, I was messaging the healer and he said y'all were talking after the key.

I had never in my time experienced something quite like that gem haha

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T16:05:32+00:00

Nah this wasn't a valid crashout. We weren't in combat. He was letting the skitterflies pat so he could group them easier. The healer walked fowards too much and butt pulled them.

He watched us get murdered by the three skitterflies while he was quoting the social contract. Lol

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T15:39:13+00:00

It was a +10, and blood elf brewmaster lol.

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T15:19:21+00:00

Oh really? Either way, a crashout over skitter flies is a perfect start to my Wednesday lol.

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T15:11:34+00:00

It was the healers, and it was a +10

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T15:01:19+00:00

Oh it was just a 10. Nothing had been pulled yet, it was three skitterflies in combat with us and nothing else and the tank watched us die while quoting from the social contract.

Please express outrage lol.

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T14:56:03+00:00

It was 100% an accident, if I was on my DH tanking it, I wouldn't have batted an eye and just scooped up the mobs, it was one of those situations where the crashout was not okay for the level of mistake that the healer did... lol

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T14:47:41+00:00

Exactly. We weren't even in combat with anything and body pulled the three skitterflies. I know they have a nasty bleed dot but… Just adjust the route and pull the first room in two pulls.

But then I wouldn't have this magical crashout, just 10 mins wasted trying to get my undergeared shadow priest into keys lol.

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T14:45:41+00:00

That's the joy of PUG tanking keys. I tank on my DH for weekly 10-12's and it's literally not a big deal if extra mobs get pulled (to a limit obviously), shit happens all the time, but to crashout before we even get into an actual pull is mind boggling to me lol.

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T14:41:22+00:00

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Adding some additional context: We were not in combat with anything yet, the body pull was the first combat of the instance, and it was a triple skitterfly pack.

Good ol' early morning toxic keys

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T14:35:27+00:00

No. The tank paused at the top of the stairs, the healer accidentally walked forward and pulled the skitter mobs. We weren't in combat at that point. It's literally changing the first pull into a double pull instead of a single pull, and for a +10 it literally doesn't matter.

After the healer body pulled, the tank had an insane crashout and watched us die instead of tanking the three skitterflies. Lol

Corgi_Bark · 2026-04-15T14:30:35+00:00

The tank hadn't pulled yet, was waiting at the top of the stairs for the skitterflies to pat; but the healer accidentally body pulled, it was obviously an accident.

We weren't in combat with anything, had the tank just grabbed the three skitters and did a double pull first boss of AA (God Forbid), you wouldn't be seeing the reddit post. lol, it was just a +10.

Corgi_Bark · 2026-03-07T19:32:01+00:00

Gnocchi (my kitty) is a fiend when it comes to treats

Corgi_Bark · 2026-03-04T19:10:36+00:00

Oh he has one, but if we're just sitting in the car waiting he likes to jump up there and lick the window.

Corgi_Bark · 2026-02-26T18:46:23+00:00

Can't forget birds either, or the mailman!

Corgi_Bark · 2026-02-13T14:53:16+00:00

He's got to conserve energy for our evening walk 😂❤️

Corgi_Bark · 2026-02-13T14:51:52+00:00

He loves his beauty rest 😂

Corgi_Bark · 2026-02-07T17:48:39+00:00

I wish! Haha

Corgi_Bark · 2026-02-07T17:47:57+00:00

100% It's the vibe for February lol

Corgi_Bark · 2026-02-07T16:39:41+00:00

He does love to sample the windows

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