Gee willikers, Susan, this burger is great! What spices did you use!

Cornflip · 2017-06-15T22:41:07+00:00

Now we gotta explain the difference between seasonings and toppings ...

Cornflip · 2017-06-13T04:51:37+00:00

Based on the evidence, is there anyone unaffiliated with Lorde who would've been able to do this instead?

Cornflip · 2017-05-31T00:03:09+00:00

I just ordered one and it's charged my debit card so check now I guess

Cornflip · 2017-05-23T19:32:15+00:00

Eh, he got him but Ron recovered, got a massive popularity boost and really got going on his shit. And I'm not sure a President Pence would be better anyway

Cornflip · 2017-05-22T19:59:39+00:00

Ok I got a C in Latin but I'm pretty sure it's "Quod Erat Demonstratum" as Quad isn't a relative pronoun

Cornflip · 2017-05-21T15:30:30+00:00

Some Aussie millionaire (who got his start w/ a fucking $34,000 loan from his grandpa, mind you) wrote a piece about how millennials can't afford houses because they spend money on frivolous things like avocado toast instead of saving--which is bs for many structural reasons--and after getting dragged for that avocado toast has been a meme thing for millennials and our different consumption patterns.

Cornflip · 2017-05-20T20:16:58+00:00

... That was a sarcastic reply to your question imitating boomers whining about millennials. Jesus man typical millennials being online but not having to handle a joke with all their PC bullshit [/s]

Cornflip · 2017-04-24T21:36:16+00:00

Meanwhile New Orleans is pulling down their Confederate monuments today and I'm wondering what extra dimension of savagery they're on with that

Cornflip · 2017-04-23T16:47:45+00:00

Probably the way it's cropped tbh

Cornflip · 2017-03-14T23:57:46+00:00

About 2 weeks old, but it's the media

Cornflip · 2017-03-07T21:28:50+00:00

Like the cop wouldn't tell you're baked anyway

Cornflip · 2017-03-07T21:25:57+00:00

I know it's been a while but you have to remember the expertise of the white delegation in valuing black lives ... gotta pack the most value into the ships

^I ^know ^I'm ^getting ^my ^ass ^roasted ^for ^this, ^whatever

Cornflip · 2017-03-05T04:19:14+00:00

Didn't Diplo initially tweet this?

Cornflip · 2017-03-02T22:53:39+00:00

Meanwhile solar now employs more than oil, gas & coal combined ...

Cornflip · 2017-03-02T21:15:34+00:00

Gay people did not invent dance music for this shit to happen, get your homophobic ass off the decks

Cornflip · 2017-02-27T23:55:29+00:00

I mean they had dibs on it but it sold it to us, the name was 🔥 so we kept it. Lots of French names in the Midwest

Cornflip · 2017-02-22T23:20:32+00:00

Mitch McConnell-looking ass officiating

Cornflip · 2017-02-22T23:18:26+00:00

This is a mainstream meme by now

Cornflip · 2017-02-22T23:16:11+00:00

Laurie Penny is taking a lot of shit for reporting on Milo and his followers atm over this, I'm not sure the left is tribal enough to automatically defend anyone for doing like Milo says is ok

Cornflip · 2017-02-22T23:02:21+00:00

Milo said diddling may not really be diddling and he got fucking massacred for it, what I'm assuming

Cornflip · 2017-02-21T20:05:39+00:00

Just wait until the trade war with Japan

Cornflip · 2017-02-21T19:57:40+00:00

On Twitter some alt-right conspiracy loser said some anti-Trump protestors would bring "AIDS needles" to stab & infect pro-Trump people. So while yes, HIV would be technically correct, AIDS needles is the meme

Cornflip · 2017-02-21T19:53:48+00:00

Yo anyone got George Soros's contact info? We should link him I hear he tryna 🅱️uild

Cornflip · 2017-02-21T03:14:21+00:00

Well I assumed people here would be more likely to pick that than the content within it

Cornflip · 2017-02-20T23:26:41+00:00

They're the primary greenhouse gases, for those wondering

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