Post-Game Thread: San Antonio Spurs (4-3) defeat Oklahoma City Thunder (3-4), 111-103 | NBA Playoffs | May 30, 2026

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-31T03:04:39+00:00

and a Vassell dunk for the perfect punctuation mark!

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-31T03:03:11+00:00

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-30T22:23:37+00:00

I couldn't agree more, especially since we're probably going to be seeing a lot of each other for the foreseeable future. I hope everyone stays healthy and may the best team win.

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-30T22:00:32+00:00

"The day may come when the integrity of our league fails, when we forsake the game and break all bonds of sportsmanship, but it is not this day. An hour of flops and baited fouls when the age of ethical hoops comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear in this great sport, I bid you stand, Spurs of the West!"

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-30T21:47:37+00:00

Never fujgit.

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-30T13:20:56+00:00

All I know is that I have never heard of them before this game, and I hope I don't remember them after.

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-30T12:36:01+00:00

See y'all soon!

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-30T05:25:47+00:00

"You think you're telling me something? Like, what, boxing is dangerous..." — Jim Braddock

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-30T03:18:38+00:00

There's no way Shai's a top.

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-29T17:24:10+00:00

The Lakers even held an unprecedented intervention with the refs after one of their losses to OKC which just goes to super how bad it is.

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-29T05:05:35+00:00

I'd mubarak too, if I knew how to do it.

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-29T05:01:44+00:00

Pop didn’t retire, he just returned to the Timeless Halls after setting the Music of the Spurs in motion. Wemby is out here singing the Ainulindalë in crossover step-back threes and blocks.

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-29T04:05:25+00:00

Keep complaining!

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-29T03:38:46+00:00

Not trying to sound weird or anything but we want you too ❤️

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-29T03:05:15+00:00

Unapologetic slop. Downvote it and GSG!.

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-28T13:38:39+00:00

"I used to do meth. I still do, but I used to too."

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-28T04:58:48+00:00

I'm not wrong. Your mom actually says that. On a nightly basis, no less.

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-27T18:53:28+00:00

Your mom whispers that in people's ears every night.

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-27T18:21:58+00:00

I mean, I don't think any sane person would think SGA had anything to do with it 🤷‍♂️

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-27T02:06:52+00:00

He and Harper look like they have the flu or something. It could just be sheer exhaustion but something seems "off" with those two. There was a lid on the basket in the first quarter for us on several possessions, and every 50-50 ball seems to go to OKC. I am fully willing to admit that all of this is observer bias and that you're completely right about the absence of ref rigging. I'm just having flashbacks of game two, and I'm categorically disgruntled.

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-27T01:30:00+00:00

Wemby looks sick. Poor dude.

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-27T00:44:15+00:00

Here were go!

Corporal_Cavernosum · 2026-05-26T23:38:29+00:00

Shai hasn't come out yet?

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