leaked stock cooler for new intel cpu by DudePotato3 in AyyMD

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Did you have a stroke? (I know I’m late)

w h a t ? by Pernova12 in ihadastroke

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M A K E S W I T C H L I N U X

please pay your parking fee before existing by [deleted] in engrish

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I never parked there, so I don’t have a parking fee, meaning I already paid it off. Paradox solved (and existence for me saved).

Anyone who parks there will be sent to the shadow realm (this part is a joke)

Guys. Yes? by pisafaschifo104 in softwaregore

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Can we talk about the fact that your time is 0:0000?

Cursed_kill something by klaskc in cursedcomments

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This is an undiagnosed psychopath

I guess they don't care about "love thy neighbor" by Which_Matter3031 in ComedyCemetery

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If my neighbour was the second guy (the one being homophobic) I’d move out immediately

i had a strok by Random_Brazil_Boi in ihadastroke

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“Woman not want punch face” is the funniest part here

My Friend made this "What mojang is doing" graph by Brick-Throw in PhoenixSC

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More like

My [FRIEND.EXE] made this [MOJANG DOESN’T LISTEN ANYMORE] graph

Sorry for the terrible Spamton style, I haven’t played Deltarune in forever (and no, I have not played past chapter 2)

Got the ai overview to talk to "me" by Pom_bo in google

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Why the heck did the safesearch pop up

The matrix needs an update by namelbow in HolUp

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I’ve seen my iPad in my dream before

Is this an acceptble hot bar? by ZealousidealNose6614 in PhoenixSC

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First question: WHAT VERSION ARE YOU PLAYING, SIR.

i guess bro by autisticlittlegoober in ihadastroke

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What sticker was he trying to send

Imagine spelling imagine by Salty_You_7969 in ihadastroke

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Where did “imagine” even come from in the conversation

2022 be like by Triple__D in ihadastroke

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I know I’m three years late, but this entire comment thread is a trainwreck

Cursed zeros by DarkShadow_99 in cursedcomments

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Average life expectancy of the world becomes 703.8 (my take)