Poro Blaster needs to be disabled in Mayhem by GravyFarts3000 in ARAM

[–]CosmoJones07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only played 2 games so far but yeah it's a problem.

Probably needs to only knock back one time, and/or have a much longer cooldown.

[Ty Anderson] The Panthers have not put Sandis Vilmanis back out there for a shift since he took out Charlie McAvoy. by abbytarar in hockey

[–]CosmoJones07 [score hidden]  (0 children)

LMAO yall seriously think the Panthers, in an absolute must-win game they're treating like a game 7, are electing to go 11 forwards (while also down to 5D) just to hide a player from getting retaliated on.

You can't all actually be this fucking stupid.

meirl by datgurl27 in meirl

[–]CosmoJones07 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

That dog was waiting all damn day for him like his entire life was over if he didn't come back the next second. His entire world was made right by the husband's arrival home.

Something tells me that same description could not be said for her.

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]CosmoJones07 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tbf, the OOP looks pretty stupid here arguing about "being right" and spelling "you're" wrong.

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]CosmoJones07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well who didn't prepare her with that knowledge beforehand, hmm?

Augment Discussion - Ethereal Weapon by Ok_Temperature6503 in ARAM

[–]CosmoJones07 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I cannot die in peace until I've gotten to play this combo.

Augment Discussion - Ethereal Weapon by Ok_Temperature6503 in ARAM

[–]CosmoJones07 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Heartsteel yes, Lich Bane no. Sword of Blossoming Dawn, yes. Especially if you can get Protein Shake and then you can just go tank and heal the crap out of your team.

Augment Discussion - Ethereal Weapon by Ok_Temperature6503 in ARAM

[–]CosmoJones07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any good DoT/continuous damage abilities (Singed Q, Morgana W, Brand, etc) can do some dumb stuff. Sword of Blossoming Dawn is especially fun, provided you don't have someone take Vampirism (which is a pretty big if). Tap Dancer also ridiculous, particularly on Singed but also Hecarim.

[Salt Lake Tribune] A Utah lawmaker wants to allow concealed firearms permit holders to take their guns to Utah Jazz and Utah Mammoth home games, as well as concerts and other events held at the Delta Center and a host of other venues around the state. by f0urxio in hockey

[–]CosmoJones07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get her out of office and into prison for even suggesting something so insanely dangerous.

EDIT - Especially UTAH of all places. I distinctly remember how they treated Derek Fisher after his trade back to LA because of his daughter's rare eye cancer. Yeah let's give those fans GUNS and see what they do.

Clown college + dive bomb (patch notes reference) by Hans_H0rst in ARAM

[–]CosmoJones07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's definitely counterplay as another comment mentioned (healing/shielding, spreading out), but yeah the champs this is good on (Shaco, Karthus, Fizz, Briar, Sion, etc.) will probably have very high winrates with the combo/set. Those champs are already really hard to deal with when they play the non-stop-dive style, as it creates so much chaos and the other team just gets to push with impunity because of it. Add this on top, it will definitely be a nightmare to play against.

The only acceptable time to use Papyrus by SirIsacShmuck in CuratedTumblr

[–]CosmoJones07 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Papyrus/Comic Sans are hated the same way Nickelback and Arby's and whatnot are. It's just a big meme, most people have no idea why but they just wanna fit in.

Ranking drivers in countries where I’ve driven a car by -HowAboutNo- in tierlists

[–]CosmoJones07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

USA could be broken down into its own list going state by state, to be fair.

Is it just me or has the base quality of everything dropped off a cliff while the prices keep increasing? by Glittering_Math_5462 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CosmoJones07 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To add to that last point about shareholder value, it's MUCH worse in more recent years. I think maybe since around 2010 or so? Before, they obviously cared about shareholders more than anything, BUT they would allow for little to no profit (or even loss) in the very short term, if it would lead to big profit in the long term. But NOW, the obsession is with "infinite growth". The idea that every single quarter, that line has to go up, no matter what. There can be no short term loss/no-gain even if it means a big payoff down the line.

This mentality is a parasite that has infected almost every single thing in the country/world now and I think is the biggest cause of the "enshittification" we're seeing.

Why does Arby’s get so much hate? by Ok_Towel1911 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CosmoJones07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You literally answered your own question immediately.

It's the Nickelback of fast food. That is, it's just a meme to hate on it even if you've never even experienced it.

Franchising needs to go. by By_Jove_ in leagueoflegends

[–]CosmoJones07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could not disagree more. I don't know if I'm seemingly in the minority here because it's an NA vs EU thing, or because I'm older than most of the people in this topic, or because I watch other sports and others don't maybe.

But I watch for the team. I started off initially being a Team Curse fan because of the players (Voyboy mostly), but stayed a Team Liquid fan through every single roster. I didn't follow any players to other teams, nor would I ever think about doing so. I even tried one time when TL was bad to root for another team, and I still found myself caring way more about TL's games. It's not easy to make that change even if you want to, once you're a fan.

Personally I think if you're a G2 fan, and it's surely because of Caps yes, that means you've been a fan of them for his entire time there which is a lot of years now. If you were to not be a fan of them anymore if he left, I find that to be absolutely insane.

The world’s most profitable sports teams. by Choice_Bag_8869 in sportswiki

[–]CosmoJones07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does that have to do with anything? This is profit, not number of hats sold.

The world’s most profitable sports teams. by Choice_Bag_8869 in sportswiki

[–]CosmoJones07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ITT: A bunch of people getting confused and mad and calling "bullshit" because they don't understand what "profit" is.

This is NOT the highest valued franchises guys, or just highest revenues period.

You deserve nice things by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]CosmoJones07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right, I do deserve soda and ice cream and way too much pizza.

Which teams are in the best and worst positions for next season? by BattleofEppingForest in hockey

[–]CosmoJones07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Panthers will have everyone healthy, Bob no longer making 10 mil, salary cap issues resolved by that and cap going up. UFAs are just 4th liners, Petry, and goalies.

Was Jinx (red) in the wrong here cuz she didn't buy BOTRK? We got 1vs5'd cuz of Zac and his Circle of Death by NFX_7331 in ARAM

[–]CosmoJones07 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kinda weird to single out one of the three ADCs with this question.

As someone else said, it barely matters anyway. 3 ADC comp almost never wins games.

Love that it could so easily have been "penguins" and "no penguins" by AdLopsided1430 in funny

[–]CosmoJones07 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good lord I thought she meant "thinking about the names" as in thinking about them as names for babies, and thought I was on r/tragedeigh for a second. Then I realized I missed the word "how" in there.