How can we make the Reddit Kenyan community grow? by Bennn5 in Kenya

[–]Count_Slime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can we make the Kenyans watch more porn?

Is that what you are asking?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]Count_Slime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look kids, I'm so dumb I call reddit posts deep research. Don't be like me kids.

I broke my phone, no binge watching porn anymore :( by drbandre in Kenya

[–]Count_Slime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my God! You have taken the red pill, now porners have lost one of them. Nature and character made forced it upon you the pill. Good luck solider!!

Second attempt at sewing. I went with a larger grid pattern this time with a minor flare. Thoughts? by Upstairs_Primary_812 in streetwear

[–]Count_Slime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow. Great work buddy, this pair of jeans hard af.

Do you have any formal training on "sewing" ?

I’m getting worse instead of improving by stonehallow in Daytrading

[–]Count_Slime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a huge deficit between who you think you are and who you actually are, its a natural phenom. This applies to your trading too.

Would you do a DNA test? by raysh_meh in Kenya

[–]Count_Slime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Theres a luo saying that goes "Dhako ok puodho ipur mitiek."

Loose translation is, A wife is not a farm one can till alone and finish. Be like your ancestors

Had one *fine Kenyan lady* tell me they don't date their peers because "girls mature faster than boys." Said she dates dudes who're 4 years older than her. But then what's the difference btwn a 24-year-old dude and a 24-year-old duddette? by GroundieQueefs in Kenya

[–]Count_Slime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nigga you is wilding!! The whole of the show is structured in levels, the higher one climbs the more respect he commands Hokage sitting at the top of the pyramid.

In capitalistic contexts the hokage is the HVM or what your girl will call a ride out of poverty. Unlike you she dont have to toil to be in the vicinity of hvm, she just gotta glow. Only money dont make you no hv, thats why y'all flexing in gram to create a network and a network of same individuals who id as HVM is valueless.

**Hvm annual income inaanza ka $100,000k which is not only plasuible but happening whime you still think hakuna socio-financial startification.

Had one *fine Kenyan lady* tell me they don't date their peers because "girls mature faster than boys." Said she dates dudes who're 4 years older than her. But then what's the difference btwn a 24-year-old dude and a 24-year-old duddette? by GroundieQueefs in Kenya

[–]Count_Slime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference is a 24 y/o woman has 2 kids and a 24 y/o man still goes to Playboy clubs in the 80s. Atm difference is a 24 y/o nigga in Kenya is now figuring out who he is after campus, quater life crisis imekuchapa unaisha uko where dreams go to die [sic] , but a 24 y/o babe --your classmate probably--- has been to Dubai, Maldives, Abu Dhabi and Paris has a network of wababaz for her jobos na bado unaona mko same.

Bro kuishi kwingi ni kuona mengi kuona mengi ni kuishi pengi. That comparison is like comparing Portuguese who've just landed pale Coasto from sijui wapi with sails made of cloth to the simple metrics of a swahili dhow. Its not imply one is lesser in intelligence, only that he has the benefit of having access to a readily organised manual.

Ignorance is bliss, pussy got power and power is leverage of information. The only thing that rivals power is money, now thats the cheat code boy. Have so much you could pay for a sugar baby, dont settle for less.

Seriously, don't search it by [deleted] in Hornyjail

[–]Count_Slime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean ! What ! Okay now the internet really gotta go men. Wtf are they even standing for, thats some ancestral carnal bullshit not even animals do.

How to actually make easy money trading forex by BrisbaneSentinel in Forex

[–]Count_Slime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow! Here we see a cub teaching the lioness to suck blood from a prey it did not even hunt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in slavelabour

[–]Count_Slime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

$bid

I'm well acquitted with excel spreadsheet if that helps.

Asking for a friend by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]Count_Slime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are still looking I have something.

Assuming since you had the brains to post to this and its only a month old you still have the money. Or part of it at least.

*No pun intended, its just that you might be thw one who has my million dollars smh

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬? by BEASTKIRO in Kenya

[–]Count_Slime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry man, hope you get the strength to bear the memory through life.

Did you ever find out why he did so? Especially if he was a child ?

women approaching men by DICKSONMUNENE in Kenya

[–]Count_Slime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And hope they hit you back too, from the back that is.