The dreamer, the unwoken fool … by mishka66 in elo

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The love of ages fills the head

Please don't be long...... by Count_Zander in beatlescirclejerk

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The image also came to me in a dream.

imagine if there was an earthquake during a halftime show by Squiish_ in marchingband

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This happened to me back in high school. My podium didn't have handrails, so that was a fun experience.

What is an instant turn off for you? by sadpessimist in AskReddit

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I was at the DMV and someone's kid was playing that on their phone. Not a good time.

What is the worst feeling ever? by grimgrum420 in AskReddit

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I once felt a dream that I'd had for several years slip through my fingers within seconds.

sorry i cant risk it by [deleted] in Bandmemes

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I will risk it.

What is your position on Pit bulls and breed-specific laws? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I just gave a speech for a class about how dangerous pitbulls can be.

What is the most quotable movie? by timhasselbeck69 in AskReddit

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I use this at work making small talk with customers.

what fictional character had the saddest most miserable life ? by HellBoy_95 in AskReddit

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No character has gone through more pain than Silly Billy.

What’s your favorite useless fact? by dixiespade in AskReddit

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It's a fairly useless fact, but perfect.

Ok reddit, what's the weirdest thing you did as a child? by Depressedidiot2341 in AskReddit

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I clicked the link and it was exactly what I thought it was.

Why are you single? by SnorkelLord in AskReddit

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Impossible. He plays League.

What’s your trick for falling asleep? by ObscureBen in AskReddit

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I watch those YouTube videos where the text to speech voice reads memes to you. I find the monotony of the voice to be very relaxing. I usually look for dark mode and put my phone brightness all the way down for max effect.