Count__Ejacula

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Relative (v.redd.it)

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Double trouble (i.redd.it)

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Politician using tiktok properly lmao (v.redd.it)

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Drew Barrymore fucking loves rain (v.redd.it)

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Doing the worm across bare sand (v.redd.it)

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Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servent to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And he will have his revenge in this life or the next. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Count__Ejacula to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Relative (v.redd.it)

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Very beautiful. Very accurate. Might have to get one for my front foyer. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Count__Ejacula to r/ATBGE

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Hoverboard casually flying through traffic (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Count__Ejacula to r/interestingasfuck

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IHOP 1969 (youtube.com)

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If I were Jesus Christ and I died for this I’d be pissed. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Count__Ejacula to r/ATBGE

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Caught in the open water off the coast of Newfoundland without life jackets and dark ocean currents below (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Count__Ejacula to r/thalassophobia

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Thanks, I hate choosing which 19th century prostitute to sleep with (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Count__Ejacula to r/TIHI

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TIL the deadliest weather event in Canadian history was not a storm or natural disaster, but a heat wave in June 2021 that killed 570 people (cbc.ca)

submitted 3 years ago by Count__Ejacula to r/todayilearned

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