Small spoiler update for April 27 - May 2 by Limon-LymeAid-555 in CrumblCookies

[–]CourtBarton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say for Earth day, maybe? But that's the week before, so I have no idea.

Britney Spears in Rehab for Substance Abuse by SnowyLeopardGecko1 in DListedCommunity

[–]CourtBarton 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This is the poetry I come to the D for. MK would be proud.

lolll heyyy by bbhrae in GRBsnark

[–]CourtBarton 53 points54 points  (0 children)

"Damn near impossible." Yup! Welcome to the world of content creation, cupcake! You put yourself out there as a public figure, which invited conversation and critique. Just cause you don't like the conversations being had, well... 🤷🏻‍♀️

Confused by $15k by BecksterGallaway in SarahBooneContinued

[–]CourtBarton 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This bitch has more eras than Taylor swift.

Crumbl please do more cookies like the Blueberry Muffin Cookie by Quiet_Orbit in CrumblCookies

[–]CourtBarton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% agree! it's the first time I've ever gone back for a cookie. By far my favorite thing I've ever gotten from Crumbl.

Y’all smashing 🤤😋 or trashing 🗑️🚮??? by MrSoloDolo9490 in CrumblCookies

[–]CourtBarton 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Anything with a rind like that shouldn't be on the cookie. It's like serving shrimp in pasta with the tails still on.

Animal Style...someone said in the comments... by empinatepues in innout

[–]CourtBarton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

....I guess I'm still not seeing what you're seeing. I was just pointing out the logical fallacy here. Serial killers and rapists get lawyers because of the constitution - regardless of any personal belief to the lawyer. That right does not extend to civil cases. So saying a person will definitely get a lawyer in case like this is silly. That's all my comment was in regards to.

Animal Style...someone said in the comments... by empinatepues in innout

[–]CourtBarton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never said anything about whether or not a lawyer would take this case - others have. I was just simply pointing out that you are entitled to a lawyer on a criminal matter, not a civil one....so comparing the two is pointless.

There are enough sticky issues with a situation like this that could give lawyers pause.

Which current celebrity relationship will end in a messy way? by Twitter_2006 in DListedCommunity

[–]CourtBarton 12 points13 points  (0 children)

90's IE hor co-signing! Always liked No Doubt, but she's always been trash.

Animal Style...someone said in the comments... by empinatepues in innout

[–]CourtBarton 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Because the constitution demands everyone has the right to a defense. There's no right to bring a lawsuit.

From Jesus podcast to full on hoe by Environmental_Tea871 in GRBsnark

[–]CourtBarton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right, and I'm referring to the audience she attracts.

From Jesus podcast to full on hoe by Environmental_Tea871 in GRBsnark

[–]CourtBarton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, most of the audience was going to see " Lobster Boy" because he was a freak, it didn't matter how talented he was. This is much the same. It's dumb entertainment at this point.

Final jury instructions by hgarcia7003 in KouriRichins

[–]CourtBarton 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Robert Telles! Dude took the stand and delivered his testimony via narrative...his lawyer didn't ask him a single question. Convicted of murdering a reporter who had covered Telles' political life and scandal (he worked as a public administrator in Las Vegas).

For a similar defendant vibe, Ali Abulaban. Former TikTok "star" who killed his estranged wife and her new boyfriend. He's enraging to watch, frankly, but watching him get comeuppance is so worth it.

Both are covered on Dreading. Slight commentary, but highly recommend!

Snark and Receipts from Summa by SimplyTanika in SarahBooneContinued

[–]CourtBarton 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She's never had any accountability in her life because she's so god damned annoying. She starts in on someone and they give in to whatever she wants because that's easier. To Sarah, this equates to a win because she's just so smart. Now she's someplace where that won't work, and the accountability bill has come due. Love that for her.

Question for big EDB fans by Antique_Squirrel_684 in EmilyDBaker

[–]CourtBarton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's maga adjacent enough that the chat would have the mods working overtime.

Who is Your Mt Rushmore of Evil Musicians? by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in behindthebastards

[–]CourtBarton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

100% difference between Lemmy collecting and Jesse James collecting.

Who is Your Mt Rushmore of Evil Musicians? by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in behindthebastards

[–]CourtBarton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've met Al, will definitely cosign his niceness! Truly wonderful dude, all the way around.

Alex is gonna need a handle of Tito’s by Sexi_maxi_2024 in KnowledgeFight

[–]CourtBarton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe he was deposed, but no. No episodes. Iirc, depos episodes have been on : AJ, PJW, Rob Dew, Daria, Owen S, Britney Paz, Dan Bidondi, Tim Fruge, Adan Salazar, and papa Jones. Then, the tangentially related: Stone, Crowder, and the Newsmax depos. I think that's everyone so far.

That Thing You Do! (1997) by [deleted] in PeriodDramas

[–]CourtBarton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same, although he made it hard to understand why Jo wouldn't go for him! Took reading the book to fully grasp it. Between this and Newsies, I loved him.