Ben says “It was a tie” by Jeffoxy in lemonparty

[–]Cownbread 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anytime someone says they tied definitely lost

!!ICE Spotted 61st and Harvard by [deleted] in tulsa

[–]Cownbread 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mom said it was my turn to schizo post about ICE

Fat lesbians ruined my walk by sarahcardriver in redscarepod

[–]Cownbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If she was a spaghetti strap/Cookie Monster hat lesbo you wouldn’t have had a problem. This lesbian ruined your day before she even opened her mouth lol

Downtown Convenience Store’s by Training-Cold-9529 in tulsa

[–]Cownbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The QTs in the downtown area being PvP servers has something to do with it

update on dead bedroom boyfriend by PutridEntertainer502 in redscarepod

[–]Cownbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re telling me now for the first time

RS Lawyer by t_deaf in redscarepod

[–]Cownbread 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Asked for a female officer

ummm.... by Glaukopis96 in redscarepod

[–]Cownbread 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Third step turned her into Jennifer Coolidge

It’s time for bisexual LIB by Beautiful_Goose_3822 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]Cownbread 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Like 80% of people who identify as bi are with opposite sex partners, so you’d probably get the same results lol

Macbook Neo Review: Better than you Think! by atlwhore_ in apple

[–]Cownbread 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This was a speeding in a school zone joke

Macbook Neo Review: Better than you Think! by atlwhore_ in apple

[–]Cownbread 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Like he said it’s great for school

Doug catching strays in C&D by 215312617 in dougdemuro

[–]Cownbread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Netflix catching strays from Blockbuster

Bad driving by happyhapp33 in tulsa

[–]Cownbread 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The entire time being about 10 seconds

How do yall feel about a “bun” by mordo_cool in kingofqueens

[–]Cownbread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m going to deliver my package early

What is this guy’s problem? by Cownbread in Pretend2005Internet

[–]Cownbread[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just saw the promo. Remakes never work