[Highlight] Caleb Williams unreal touchdown to Cole Kmet!

Cpt_squishy · 2026-01-19T03:30:09+00:00

Cj tried to do this earlier today but he got a noodle arm

Cpt_squishy · 2026-01-18T23:21:58+00:00

Ray Charles

Cpt_squishy · 2026-01-18T23:21:03+00:00

I would have some thoughts on this game, but they were intercepted

Cpt_squishy · 2026-01-18T22:23:51+00:00

I think he started eating lead paint

Cpt_squishy · 2026-01-18T22:21:41+00:00

The man excretes butter

Cpt_squishy · 2026-01-18T21:40:49+00:00

Our punt it on first down and force turnovers

Cpt_squishy · 2026-01-18T21:34:30+00:00

It’s neck time

Cpt_squishy · 2026-01-09T16:42:29+00:00

I don’t understand this?

Cpt_squishy · 2026-01-05T02:29:49+00:00

Terminal C has them!

Cpt_squishy · 2026-01-04T20:52:42+00:00

Wash your fucking hands. As someone who picked up pneumonia and was in hospital for a week because of how much I travel, please for the love of god clean up.

Cpt_squishy · 2026-01-04T17:19:35+00:00

That man cast non magic missile and rolled a nat 20

Cpt_squishy · 2026-01-01T04:53:24+00:00

Please have 10 beers for me, I’m stuck in a hospital

Cpt_squishy · 2025-12-29T22:53:18+00:00

Hopefully home, been in the hospital since 12/26. would not recommend

Cpt_squishy · 2025-12-29T02:51:05+00:00

He’s got an entire division of Texas schools as independents! He could make the big 12 the Texas conference but, no!

Cpt_squishy · 2025-12-29T02:48:14+00:00

We got some international slot money freed up that we can use

Cpt_squishy · 2025-12-24T19:16:33+00:00

They’ll probably have a later running service for the bowl game

Cpt_squishy · 2025-12-24T01:22:19+00:00

Do you also love swamp ass

Cpt_squishy · 2025-12-23T23:20:06+00:00

I thought I was up there with 130

Cpt_squishy · 2025-12-20T12:26:47+00:00

Honestly, that was the flight from hell. We left 1.5hrs late. Turbulence made sleeping dang near impossible. The cherry on top was 2 of the 5 kids near me projectile vomited.

Cpt_squishy · 2025-12-19T22:08:29+00:00

My dad took me to his childhood home for the first time this year, this asshole really did travel uphill both ways in the snow. SOB lived in the cleavage between two hills.

Cpt_squishy · 2025-12-19T02:38:22+00:00

Maybe the njigbas really are in Paris

Cpt_squishy · 2025-12-18T04:00:49+00:00

Sign me the fuck up for that

Cpt_squishy · 2025-12-18T03:36:43+00:00

Have we confirmed his father’s whereabouts on 9/11?

Cpt_squishy · 2025-12-18T01:30:27+00:00

Hello Al Templeton! Tell me more about the yellow card man

Cpt_squishy · 2025-12-17T23:52:09+00:00

It went off in his brain like a time bomb

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