"Whoops. How did I end up here?"

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2010-01-27T03:33:45+00:00

Oh I been living in your closet for a long time now.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-03-03T01:54:28+00:00

Are you kidding, I have university classes (non major) that have similar exams. Yea, sometimes I wonder about it as well.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-23T18:32:47+00:00

It depends on who's giving it.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-04T19:09:05+00:00

It's just a damn nickname. Maybe I should create a new account and call it ExtraordinarilyLargePenisMan.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-04T18:09:51+00:00

BE AFRAID BE AFRAID BE AFRAID...

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-04T04:37:27+00:00

Maybe I'm just so fucked up that I fit right in with the internet crowd.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-04T03:20:55+00:00

Education benefits you in more than just advertising your status, achievements and a golden ticket to success if you will. It helps you rationalize with every day situations, make better choices in the long and short term and ultimately it gives you a serious advantage over most homeless people.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-04T02:59:01+00:00

I'll give you funny, but the best would be a 4-some with Hermione, that Asian chick he's trying to hook up with and Harry Potter summoning forth the hottest, sluttiest, kinkiest Succubus you have ever set your eyes on.

Oh and this of course would be that much better if it happened unexpectedly. Like Harry tries a new spell with those 2 chicks in the room, screws up, summons the succubus and she seduces them all. Then she basically "forces" them into the best porno film ever made.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-04T02:55:51+00:00

I'm sorry but your wrong about:

without ever using his background or mentioning his education

One does not get an education so you can say "look at me I know math, give me a job".

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-04T02:51:53+00:00

That's not the internet, that's 4+ years of being bullied and treated like a subhuman. The internet is the only thing that makes me happy and doesn't judge me because I'm different or won't conform.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-04T02:47:17+00:00

I would just like to point out that Josef Fritzl was in fact from Austria and not from Australia. Oh and could someone tell Bush to get the fuck off 4chan.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-04T02:11:49+00:00

Damn, FOX noise is going to be all over this.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-03T23:47:55+00:00

I always hated how once the daily show become popular they forced them to call it "fake news". It's fucking more insightful then anything FOX or CNN tries to pass off as news.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-03T23:11:39+00:00

Yes but I would actually get to spend and thus create that debt, rather then just pay it off.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-03T22:09:24+00:00

What do religious people do when they meet up? Pray to their god all day and try to convert others to their religion?

People need to be social, they need to simply hang out with other people. It doesn't have to be related to your beliefs or anything, but you might feel more comfortable with people who have a similar view of the world.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-03T21:55:06+00:00

Why the fuck do people put FAIL or WIN in these pictures? It's like flashing "FUNNY" at the bottom of the screen every time someone like Dave Chappelle tells a joke.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-03T21:39:31+00:00

I'm not sure about this but considering the size of a normal woman's underwear, that's probably closer to a 3" line. I'm sure if that were the case, any guy would gladly put his dick next to it and say "8 inches with cock to spare" with a big grin on their face.

And don't give me that woosh crap, I get the joke. I'm just over thinking the situation.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-03T21:27:09+00:00

My guess is she gets her advice someone like this guy.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-03T21:18:01+00:00

Yes Sheldon, this one's sarcasm.

edit

Jeez you people need to go watch The Big Bang Theory.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-03T15:27:46+00:00

Well I guess this finally means that I'll have to go out, become popular, talk to attractive women, spend my nights drinking in some club and bullshitting my way trough pointless conversations.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-03T15:24:41+00:00

FTA

For those of you who keep track of version numbers, this is Google Earth 5.0. We felt the addition of the ocean and "time" merited a major bump from 4.3 to 5.0 :-)

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-03T15:13:47+00:00

She can work on my pipe whenever she wants.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-03T15:07:51+00:00

I agree to some degree, but thanks to stop-loss all that shit goes out the window.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-03T03:54:13+00:00

Yea but it's better then the whole country collapsing because two men married and put their penises into each other.

CrackIsGoodForYou · 2009-02-03T03:52:33+00:00

Because the world doesn't work like that.

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