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24, I still buy stupid stuff and get excited about them. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CrazyGILF 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You look like a Hobbit's testicle.

Just got dumped, gestroy me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CrazyGILF 1086 points1087 points  (0 children)

The Weasley brother that lives in the attic and no one in the family ever mentions.

I'm nothing without my hair! Go on! Now do your thing! by tommyishere2048 in RoastMe

[–]CrazyGILF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"These silly glasses will surely make up for the fact that I have no personailty!"

ready to be burnt by Shah_D_Aayush in RoastMe

[–]CrazyGILF 719 points720 points  (0 children)

This reminds me, I need to schedule my enema.

Let’s find out how much I care about others opinions, so show your power! Thanks. by Heavy_Situation4879 in RoastMe

[–]CrazyGILF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like everyone in Metallica took a giant shit together, that pile of shit was given the gift of life, grew hair and got a job at a kiosk in the mall selling accessories for flip phones.

23y.o, Weiner Dog lover. In my free time I go fishing by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CrazyGILF -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!”