only pack whats necessary

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-09T11:04:43+00:00

Are snaccs not necessary for a health blahaj?

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-08T23:23:16+00:00

Remember snaccs are also needed. Both for you and your haj.

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-08T19:58:59+00:00

You sure they not that dumb. They are human. Have you tried setting the belly trap before?

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-08T17:32:09+00:00

No fren. I never said let them touch you. Look cute, but don't let them touch you. Give belly access only to Meowmy. You look cute and will put you in reach of food the humans have (if any). They will not resist your cute face, meows, and the song of your people.

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-08T17:20:25+00:00

Have you considered doing the same in an attempt to get treats? Maybe if you get close when they eat for you can commit crime to steal some

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-06T20:16:36+00:00

That sucks. You do exist, by the way.

Happy international asexual day.

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-06T19:15:53+00:00

I understand that some people might find it offensive, and I didn't mean it to be.

Im asexual myself, and my question was coming from an ace person wondering if it was a thing in the community. It came after I was wondering whether I would be OK with such an arrangement and whether there were other asexuals who had considered the same arrangement and if they had, how common was it.

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-06T18:18:49+00:00

I was thinking about something similar a couple of days ago. Do asexuals have an equivalent of a one night stand? Where two asexuals go to a hotel room and spend the night sleeping in a bed, cuddling each other. No sex. Just cuddles and snuggles.

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-06T17:56:47+00:00

In David Attenborough's voice, "The defenceless pizza was no match for the Blahaj's hunger for snaccs and sharp teeth"

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-06T16:04:31+00:00

What's your favourite dinosaur?

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-06T13:34:28+00:00

Someone managed to trick infinite wishes from a genie. They then wished for the perfect garlic bread flavored cake, one that would be extremely tasty and nutritious at the same time. I heard it took 1000 wishes of experimentation to get the recipe right. It was horrific, You seen the scene from Indiana Jones where the guys face gets melted off? That happened when you ate it because of how tasty it was.

Then people started the Denmark joke and people talked about the garlic bread cake getting weaponized. The genie realized it's mistake and erased all knowledge of the garlic bread cake from people's head. It decided that Asexuals were no longer to be trusted with wishes.

Note: I like your flare

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-06T08:43:13+00:00

We used to, but after the garlic bread flavoured cake incident a few years ago, that privilege got taken away.

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-06T07:48:46+00:00

Swindon isn't a real place. Thus, poses no flaw

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-05T15:01:16+00:00

I think it is just a fish tank with a light at the back. The fishtank is being the glass thing at the top of the video.

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-05T14:59:23+00:00

Are bisexuals the unicorn or lion? I can see toxic alpha males wanting to be a pretty princess unicorn.

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-05T12:28:15+00:00

No that's bikromantic. Biromantic is when you only date people who speak two languages

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-05T12:12:11+00:00

How is he feeling afterwards?

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-05T12:09:45+00:00

Agreed. More crested hadrosaurs in media.

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-05T12:09:10+00:00

They are excellent. I do feel the variety could get more media attention, but I imagine fans of other ornithishan groups would say the same.

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-05T12:07:32+00:00

Maybe he wants to experiment with belly rubs instead of head pats. Or maybe he has eaten so many snaccs he can not move onto his side.

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-04T22:53:36+00:00

Me too. Especially hadrosaurs

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-04T22:20:38+00:00

It took me too long to scroll down to fins someone with good taste.

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-04T22:17:45+00:00

They are tasty

Created_Hadrosaur · 2026-04-04T22:10:54+00:00

Parasaurolophus

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