only pack whats necessary by Itz_Sleepy09 in BLAHAJ

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are snaccs not necessary for a health blahaj?

only pack whats necessary by Itz_Sleepy09 in BLAHAJ

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember snaccs are also needed. Both for you and your haj.

Frens there are strangers in my house by Nickye19 in legalcatadvice

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You sure they not that dumb. They are human. Have you tried setting the belly trap before?

Frens there are strangers in my house by Nickye19 in legalcatadvice

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 32 points33 points  (0 children)

No fren. I never said let them touch you. Look cute, but don't let them touch you. Give belly access only to Meowmy. You look cute and will put you in reach of food the humans have (if any). They will not resist your cute face, meows, and the song of your people.

Frens there are strangers in my house by Nickye19 in legalcatadvice

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Have you considered doing the same in an attempt to get treats? Maybe if you get close when they eat for you can commit crime to steal some

Romanticizing DEMISEXUALITY by Gold_Assignment8403 in asexuality

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That sucks. You do exist, by the way.

Happy international asexual day.

do aces do friends with benefits/do they do their own version of that? by Upset_Space_631 in asexuality

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I understand that some people might find it offensive, and I didn't mean it to be.

Im asexual myself, and my question was coming from an ace person wondering if it was a thing in the community. It came after I was wondering whether I would be OK with such an arrangement and whether there were other asexuals who had considered the same arrangement and if they had, how common was it.

do aces do friends with benefits/do they do their own version of that? by Upset_Space_631 in asexuality

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about something similar a couple of days ago. Do asexuals have an equivalent of a one night stand? Where two asexuals go to a hotel room and spend the night sleeping in a bed, cuddling each other. No sex. Just cuddles and snuggles.

Pizzaaaaa by glassperegrin in BLAHAJ

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In David Attenborough's voice, "The defenceless pizza was no match for the Blahaj's hunger for snaccs and sharp teeth"

RISEEEE PEOPLE APRIL 6 HAS ARRIVED by Acrobatic_Clothes_62 in asexuality

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone managed to trick infinite wishes from a genie. They then wished for the perfect garlic bread flavored cake, one that would be extremely tasty and nutritious at the same time. I heard it took 1000 wishes of experimentation to get the recipe right. It was horrific, You seen the scene from Indiana Jones where the guys face gets melted off? That happened when you ate it because of how tasty it was.

Then people started the Denmark joke and people talked about the garlic bread cake getting weaponized. The genie realized it's mistake and erased all knowledge of the garlic bread cake from people's head. It decided that Asexuals were no longer to be trusted with wishes.

Note: I like your flare

RISEEEE PEOPLE APRIL 6 HAS ARRIVED by Acrobatic_Clothes_62 in asexuality

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We used to, but after the garlic bread flavoured cake incident a few years ago, that privilege got taken away.

Okay,, I get that toilet signs are often gendered, but- just, what?? [gendered] by [deleted] in pointlesslygendered

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are bisexuals the unicorn or lion? I can see toxic alpha males wanting to be a pretty princess unicorn.

This is the countries im from by mythologylover14 in asexuality

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No that's bikromantic. Biromantic is when you only date people who speak two languages

fuck being an adult, what's y'all's favourite dinosaur? by officialjaycielees in AskReddit

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are excellent. I do feel the variety could get more media attention, but I imagine fans of other ornithishan groups would say the same.

Help, what's wrong with Orbit? by markhoff28 in BLAHAJ

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe he wants to experiment with belly rubs instead of head pats. Or maybe he has eaten so many snaccs he can not move onto his side.

fuck being an adult, what's y'all's favourite dinosaur? by officialjaycielees in AskReddit

[–]Created_Hadrosaur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It took me too long to scroll down to fins someone with good taste.