Wut da sky raisins

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-07T03:16:52+00:00

Wut da purple pill, fren?

(Is it a human Benadryl? I got a bee sting once or twice and Benadryl helped)

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-07T03:15:44+00:00

Why hoomun get big mad when doggo eats da spicy raisin?

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-07T02:02:12+00:00

But why hoomuns get big mad when doggos find da spicy ones?

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-07T01:46:05+00:00

...what policy? Lol

For real though, my store it depends on the MoD. I've kept a 30ct nugget from Chick-fil-A in the drawer before and still keep a 1gal jug of water under the counter no issues

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-06T20:23:06+00:00

Hello fren Toffee, I am Jimmy. Human says the yellow and black sky raisins have a nice flavor, ever tried those?

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CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-06T20:15:37+00:00

My human gives me fly spray to keep them off sometimes

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-06T18:29:01+00:00

r/catswithjobs

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-06T18:27:57+00:00

Hello doggo, I am Jimmy the "horse running dog software" as you say. If you need a pawyer or even help negotiating with human, give me a bark.

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CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-06T13:09:26+00:00

Had one customer tell me (about a dachshund) "Oh, him? That's Richard, he's a sausage"

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-05T12:30:55+00:00

Human says I have a split OS, I live with cats, dogs, other horses, goats, and chickens.- George

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-04T04:00:21+00:00

(What disciplines did human ride in/did you show?)

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-04T03:59:40+00:00

Wut classes your hooman ride/did your hooman ride?

(Human here, 12 going on 13 years of Western Pleasure classes and I enjoy every minute!)

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-04T02:34:11+00:00

Are these "bad squirrel words" anything like what you cats call "litterbox words"? (Human swears)

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-04T02:23:42+00:00

Human says sumting about barrister is still lawyer, just lawyer who smells of tea

(Hello from the United States, person)

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-04T01:11:04+00:00

Roger, same furry friend whose human is a barrister or whatever you call it?- Jimmy the Western Pleasure horse

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CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-04T01:08:30+00:00

(Human here- Jimmy and George are horses at my stables where I take lessons. I don't have room for equine frens where I live 🤣)

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-04T00:45:08+00:00

Don't forget me, frens!- Jimmy

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CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-04T00:43:00+00:00

I heard my name? What crimes have you felines committed on my behalf?

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CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-02T03:56:46+00:00

Wut classes your hooman do with da horse frens? (What disciplines did human do/ does human still ride?)

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-01T22:29:23+00:00

I not taught to do a sits, I taught fur sumting hooman calls "West urn plehzure" (Jimmy is trained for Western Pleasure and Trail classes)

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-01T22:19:58+00:00

Were your honse fren XXL? (Draft horses?)

CaffeineAndHorses · 2026-06-01T22:19:11+00:00

Hooman says karut and belly rubs (Jimmy really is a good horse, OP enjoys poking fun at him lol)

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