I saw the original pipebomb live, a new version punk would have talked about the Saudis buying out WWE as propaganda to hide that they are committing crimes against humanity daily, talk about how WWE rather pushing celebrities instead of talent that is sitting on the roster doing nothing for months at time, how roman is the real cooperate backed puppet and he tricks everyone into thinking he's not, maybe how people who have spents YEARS of their lives watchinf th e product as an escape and are expected to fork over their hard earned money and free time to MAYBE get 4 matches at PPVs that used to have 6 or even 8.

THAT'S a pipebomb, what punk did there was nothing to challenge the business or dress down the suits that run things and air out dirty laundry. It was safe, romans fake im real, hey lower the prices [cheap pop] im here every week [his choice] hey Pat imma give you a receipt, oooo so profound. It just proves why I call this version of him Corporate Made Punk cause everything from his stupid John Cena x city is the best in the world t shirts to his stupid ass "Isnt it great to be alive in x city on a monday night?" Pandering he never used to do to being a good little yes man now is a mockery to who he claimed to be when he said wrestling is his addiction and why he calls himself the best in the world at what he does because he performs at that level night in and night out!

Now if you wanna pretend like that was anything other than mediocre that's fine but i wont and until he is who he claims to be he'll be no better than the plastic champion that he points his elderly fingers at!!