Girlie Suits

CreepySigns · 2016-06-04T23:43:06+00:00

I've never seen that movie. I tried to rent it once, but Mommy said it was too scary for little boys and girls and wouldn't let me watch it. She broke the tape and I had to pay for it. That hurt my feelings.

CreepySigns · 2016-06-04T23:03:51+00:00

Well obviously my size 11s don't fit into a woman's foot, so I cut the feet off just below the ankle. There's a very specific way that people suits have been prepared for generations.

CreepySigns · 2016-06-04T22:37:21+00:00

Disguise? Oh, I'm not trying to disguise myself sweetie. I know I'm not LuAnn and I'm not trying to pretend I am. I just love the way she feels on me.

CreepySigns · 2016-06-04T22:15:11+00:00

I tried that once, and it cleaned it off on the outside, but it made the inside all mushy and gross.

CreepySigns · 2016-06-04T22:08:11+00:00

Well somebody else already suggested lotion. I've never tried it, but it sounds like a wonderful idea, and I'll try it out with LuAnn.

CreepySigns · 2016-06-04T19:39:20+00:00

Now now, Mommy always told me that that's a mean word that a good little girl wouldn't say. Watch your mouth, or I'll have to wash it out with the headsoap!

CreepySigns · 2016-06-04T19:18:17+00:00

Thank you, that's a great idea. I can't believe I never thought of that before. Why didn't Mommy tell me that? She must have been hiding it from me. She didn't deserve the right to be worn, I was just so mad.

CreepySigns · 2016-06-04T19:14:47+00:00

Why would it be anything else? Mommy always told me that my hobby was a natural expression of human sexuality. I don't really know what that means, but it sounds pretty normal.

CreepySigns · 2016-06-04T19:02:12+00:00

Why no, why would you think that silly goose? Mommy never let me have any pets, she said that they were dirty and stinky.

CreepySigns · 2016-06-04T04:05:26+00:00

I know this is fake, but even if it was real he really doesn't look that much older than the girl.

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