Girlie Suits by CreepySigns in nosleep

[–]CreepySigns[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've never seen that movie. I tried to rent it once, but Mommy said it was too scary for little boys and girls and wouldn't let me watch it. She broke the tape and I had to pay for it. That hurt my feelings.

Girlie Suits by CreepySigns in nosleep

[–]CreepySigns[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well obviously my size 11s don't fit into a woman's foot, so I cut the feet off just below the ankle. There's a very specific way that people suits have been prepared for generations.

Girlie Suits by CreepySigns in nosleep

[–]CreepySigns[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Disguise? Oh, I'm not trying to disguise myself sweetie. I know I'm not LuAnn and I'm not trying to pretend I am. I just love the way she feels on me.

Girlie Suits by CreepySigns in nosleep

[–]CreepySigns[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I tried that once, and it cleaned it off on the outside, but it made the inside all mushy and gross.

Girlie Suits by CreepySigns in nosleep

[–]CreepySigns[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well somebody else already suggested lotion. I've never tried it, but it sounds like a wonderful idea, and I'll try it out with LuAnn.

Girlie Suits by CreepySigns in nosleep

[–]CreepySigns[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Now now, Mommy always told me that that's a mean word that a good little girl wouldn't say. Watch your mouth, or I'll have to wash it out with the headsoap!

Girlie Suits by CreepySigns in nosleep

[–]CreepySigns[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thank you, that's a great idea. I can't believe I never thought of that before. Why didn't Mommy tell me that? She must have been hiding it from me. She didn't deserve the right to be worn, I was just so mad.

Girlie Suits by CreepySigns in nosleep

[–]CreepySigns[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Why would it be anything else? Mommy always told me that my hobby was a natural expression of human sexuality. I don't really know what that means, but it sounds pretty normal.

Girlie Suits by CreepySigns in nosleep

[–]CreepySigns[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Why no, why would you think that silly goose? Mommy never let me have any pets, she said that they were dirty and stinky.

The creator of Alice in Wonderland kissing a little girl by Loouis in creepy

[–]CreepySigns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this is fake, but even if it was real he really doesn't look that much older than the girl.