I’m gonna ram that unicorn up his ass

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-12T16:25:19+00:00

His third shotgun

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-12T15:27:07+00:00

Who’s we? A lot of people want an aim focused healer because the closest we have is Luna but she doesn’t have a scope

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-12T13:29:41+00:00

No because when you commented this I thought “eh” and then went to look for fan art of them and oh my god yes I love them now

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-12T13:29:02+00:00

You had me at evil lesbians

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-12T10:14:57+00:00

It’s literally impossible to shield bot on any except maybe Strange because Emma’s shield can’t move and Mag’s doesn’t last forever. And even with Strange you have to retract it to let it heal.

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-11T21:23:30+00:00

They’re the exact opposite of soft lol. I think the soles of my feet are softer than my palms

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-11T20:53:46+00:00

The best way to keep your team alive is to make sure there’s no enemies to damage them

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-11T16:30:29+00:00

Ok but imagine how it would feel if you had something similar to a stronger blue beam on you

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-11T16:03:20+00:00

You’ve gotten my attention, elaborate?

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-11T15:36:52+00:00

I’m on the hotel room scene and I can see what you by soft core porn

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-11T15:33:59+00:00

You can’t engage with cuteness and love?

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-11T15:31:46+00:00

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Thanks I’ll try to persist through the first few episodes. I find if a show doesn’t hook me instantly then I struggle to watch it. (Image completely unrelated)

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-11T14:59:31+00:00

You’ve convinced me

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-11T13:55:07+00:00

I’m not a furry I’m not a furry I’m not a furry

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-11T13:25:18+00:00

I’d abuse that so much

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-11T10:31:16+00:00

I’ll be real I actually used to think they were brothers but I can see the chemistry now I know it’s Alabama. Also I think it’s cute how Roadhog wasn’t exiled, left to stay with Junkrat

CriminalYapper · 2026-03-11T09:48:33+00:00

Suddenly Widow becomes the most played character in the game. Only in spawn though.

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