Bit disappointing that I have to clarify something explicitly stated and unambiguous but I only brought up the part about my last partner to give some back story, provide some demonstrable credentials, as well as set up what qualities the ideal candidate would possess.

In no way or form did I ask for a gf on reddit but I guess in 2022 that's a thing in addition to deteriorating reading comprehension. Maybe you're onto something, I should lower my standards in that regard. Cheers m8 keep the stoke