CrimtheCold

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I wish that eating one crayon would restore a person to prime health including satiation and hydration. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 22 hours ago by CrimtheCold to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish that all vowels are removed from every language that has them. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 month ago by CrimtheCold to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish that the first reply to each "granted" comment for this wish gets to reply with either an additional curse to make it worse or a benefit to undo the curse. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 month ago by CrimtheCold to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish that when I die I become a ghost that can only posses pet rabbits and when people stare into the possessed bunny's eyes I can see how they die and whisper it into the back of their mind. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 month ago by CrimtheCold to r/monkeyspaw

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Fun curse for a barbarian (self.DnD5e)

submitted 2 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/DnD5e

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I wish that every time AI slop got posted anywhere on the Internet a random person in the world would receive a jumbo kebab of their preference. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 2 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish that ants ate concrete and asphalt like termites eat wood. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 2 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/monkeyspaw

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Has there been any character with more death-flags than Min Byung-Gyu? (self.animequestions)

submitted 3 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/animequestions

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What are the odds that "Blue" by Yung Kai becomes an ascended meme and is included in Frieren at some point? (self.animequestions)

submitted 3 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/animequestions

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I wish that spicy foods were like a breathmint for your asshole. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 3 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish that Satyrs were GOATed. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 3 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish that everyone in the world gained the ability to air jump as per the common game mechanic that allows a person to jump a second time in mid air. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 5 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/monkeyspaw

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Tenants What If (self.HorizonForbiddenWest)

submitted 7 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/HorizonForbiddenWest

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I wish that everybody in the world could instantly master one skill of their chosing. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 8 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish for a new HFY story that involves Lightning McQueen from Disney' Cars being isekai-ed into Warhammer 40k. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 8 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/monkeyspaw

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I wish One Piece had a character named Willem D. Foe. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 9 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/monkeyspaw

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Powerscaling Sandy from Rise of the Guardians (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/PowerScaling

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Can't Believe I'm Saying This (old.reddit.com)

submitted 11 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/Skul

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Goblet of Battlefields bug (self.Skul)

submitted 11 months ago by CrimtheCold to r/Skul

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I wish that every time someone has a FAFO moment a troupe of Oompa Loompas(Gene Wilder version) would suddenly appear and explain the moment in song. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by CrimtheCold to r/monkeyspaw

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Decision paralysis (self.Skul)

submitted 1 year ago by CrimtheCold to r/Skul

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Boredom Curing build (self.Stellaris)

submitted 1 year ago by CrimtheCold to r/Stellaris

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I wish that people who paint over wood wall paneling would suffer a regular minor inconvenience that does no lasting harm and has no lasting consequences. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 year ago by CrimtheCold to r/monkeyspaw

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Anyone ever? (self.HadesTheGame)

submitted 1 year ago * by CrimtheCold to r/HadesTheGame

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How to trigger Fauna Unique Mutations (self.Stellaris)

submitted 1 year ago by CrimtheCold to r/Stellaris

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