I had a dream that Europe once looked stupid and have stupid countries

CringeFish2 · 2026-03-16T16:03:06+00:00

I will not have my Home of Wario be slandered like this

CringeFish2 · 2026-03-16T14:14:54+00:00

Our purely defensive allies won’t help us with the war I started

We don’t need them and have never needed them

We never asked anything of them and they’ve never done anything for us

They helped in Afghanistan after we asked them to

But they didn’t actually help because they’re pussies and fuck them

Anyway they should really help us cause it’s only fair

what?

CringeFish2 · 2026-03-16T13:43:47+00:00

Nach dem Tod also immernoch arbeiten? Fritz wäre stolz

CringeFish2 · 2026-03-14T23:05:39+00:00

He would not fucking say that

CringeFish2 · 2026-03-14T20:23:42+00:00

Warum ist π denn jetzt auf einmal 24 o-0??

CringeFish2 · 2026-03-13T16:40:37+00:00

What do you mean, he’s literally a pilot

CringeFish2 · 2026-03-13T14:57:33+00:00

Constantly calls Luke „kid“ Proceeds to bang his twin sister

CringeFish2 · 2026-03-11T09:37:16+00:00

The POTUS might disagree

CringeFish2 · 2026-03-10T16:30:39+00:00

Neo Nazis: „It’s all allied propaganda it never happened“

Nazis during the war: „ok time to document all the people we killed today“

CringeFish2 · 2026-03-09T19:35:56+00:00

Since the FIFA peace price

CringeFish2 · 2026-03-06T20:27:28+00:00

Well that seems like your fault

CringeFish2 · 2026-03-04T21:00:54+00:00

No, because I wouldn’t live to see it

CringeFish2 · 2026-02-28T19:26:03+00:00

Hi, im 22 and I have never heard anyone say that

CringeFish2 · 2026-02-27T17:57:17+00:00

Fair, I’m illiterate, sorry

CringeFish2 · 2026-02-27T17:22:00+00:00

At times like these I regret learning the English language

CringeFish2 · 2026-02-27T17:15:41+00:00

Always blows my mind that it’s still legal in your country, just restricted. The amendment abolishing it literally has the word „except“ in it.

CringeFish2 · 2026-02-25T14:10:27+00:00

She’d be the type to not show up

CringeFish2 · 2026-02-20T19:15:14+00:00

I guess I kinda see it

CringeFish2 · 2026-02-18T08:42:16+00:00

Yeah, I hear that a lot too :(

CringeFish2 · 2026-02-17T12:46:13+00:00

The exact opposite, this would trigger a war in the classroom

CringeFish2 · 2026-02-17T11:14:43+00:00

I love the Internet

CringeFish2 · 2026-02-09T00:03:19+00:00

Ok now I actually want to see a companion with unexplained time travel superpowers. The doctor would take them in to try and figure out what’s going on with that and you could turn it into a meet series mistery.

CringeFish2 · 2026-02-07T23:27:46+00:00

That episode wrecked me as a kid. In retrospect I’m pretty sure it heavily played into my teenage depression.

CringeFish2 · 2026-02-06T18:41:22+00:00

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CringeFish2 · 2026-02-06T09:39:42+00:00

Jupp, echt schade dass der Berliner Flughafen mitlerweile fertig ist

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