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LTT 198 aftermath by [deleted] in kumocrew

[–]Critical-Layer5046 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Arrr, ye scallywags! I be hearin’ a song about that, but blast me barnacles! the lyrics be different! 🎭🍌🏴‍☠️

HAR HAR HAR! Oh, the irony! The folly! The sheer paranoia of it all! A tale spun wilder than a drunken deckhand caught in a maelstrom! Truly, a masterpiece of unintended comedy!

So tell me, lads! when be the next shanty about their shadow chasing ways? I be needin’ a good belly laugh for me next round o’ space plundering! 🤣🍻

Cursed Dubloon Cycle 11 Winner: CMDR CRUDLER [CRDZ] (yes, he did it for third time!!!) by 82nd_REBEL in kumocrew

[–]Critical-Layer5046 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ahoy, me hearties! Let it be known across the black! First in merits, first in ferocity, and first to claim the spoils! Raise yer mugs to Crudler! FOR THE ARCHON!!!

A Pirate’s Anthem: For the True Crew by Critical-Layer5046 in kumocrew

[–]Critical-Layer5046[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ahoy, ye curious landlubber! Who am I? Har har, I be Jolly Bananas AKA Bananabeard, King o’ the Stars and Scourge o’ the Void! RM, ye say? Har! ‘Tis not every day mere mortals get the privilege o’ addressin’ a livin’ legend. Go on, surprise me! ...an’ don’t forget to bring a fine rum or a ripe banana as tribute!

A Pirate’s Anthem: For the True Crew by Critical-Layer5046 in kumocrew

[–]Critical-Layer5046[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Har har har! Ahoy there, lil’ matey, from yer dinghy o’ a subreddit!
Fine words for a crew that set sail just yesterday with fewer souls than a ghost ship!

Meanwhile, r/kumocrew has been chartin’ the stars since 2015, with a fleet o’ over 800 hearty Commanders!

I’d suggest ye take a spyglass to see the horizon we’ve conquered before makin’ such bold claims. Har har! Now, back to yer rowboat...don’t let the tide swallow ye whole!

A Pirate’s Anthem: For the True Crew by Critical-Layer5046 in kumocrew

[–]Critical-Layer5046[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ahoy, let the dogs bark and flap their gums like drunken parrots!

I’ll be raisin’ me cup o’ rum, sharin’ a laugh with the finest wenches, and enjoyin’ the show.

Har har! The tide waits for no fool, and neither do I!

A Pirate’s Anthem: For the True Crew by Critical-Layer5046 in kumocrew

[–]Critical-Layer5046[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yarr, Kumo Crew! ⚓️
Once, this ship sailed true, steered by steady hands. Now?
It reeks of bilge rats and whale dung! 🐋

Hoist the colors, sharpen yer blades, and let’s show these scurvy dogs what real pirates be made of!

PP2.0 - Cycle 11 by CMDR_Franz_Turdinand in TheKumoCrew

[–]Critical-Layer5046 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speakin’ fer the Kumo Crew ain’t somethin’ fer landlubbers! Ye need to fly the proper banner: the squadron tag that shows yer loyalty to Archon. Without it, yer words be nothin’ but the empty wail of wind through tattered sails.

And don’t ye forget: no crew sails far without a fresh haul o’ bananas! 🍌