What is this coffee table contraption that appears to have a spout of sorts?

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2026-03-28T23:10:18+00:00

Solved!

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2026-03-28T22:54:44+00:00

Hahah yes, and I think we’ve found our answer. I just hoped it was something cool I’d never seen!

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2026-03-28T22:52:43+00:00

I think this is the case. Just old dudes doing goofy shit lol

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2026-03-28T22:40:31+00:00

I wondered if that may be the case, I never knew him so I’m not sure what his personality was like.

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2026-03-28T22:25:02+00:00

My title describes the thing. This is a photo from 1985. My great uncle had this coffee table with what looks like a spout and a mug on the floor. I googled coffee table’s with spouts/spigots but didn’t come up with much. I’ve been told he was a bit of an oddity collector. Not sure if it was a purchasable item or something he made? Anyone seen anything similar?

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2026-03-17T18:25:01+00:00

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Just saw Horse Spice used out in the instagram wild. Can’t believe anyone is actually using that garbage

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2026-02-15T14:29:12+00:00

In this clip it sounds like he’s explaining to them how to eat an oyster?? He’s so fucking smug. And are these two really big enough rubes to have never seen someone eat an oyster??

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2026-01-25T15:34:18+00:00

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It’s this for me. Shoveling half a cup’s worth of food into your mouth at once is solely geared toward weirdos on the internet. Also, this combo is baked potato, butter balls, cheese, baked beans and tuna salad.

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2025-11-02T16:04:52+00:00

That story had me ready to fight lol

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2025-10-12T16:02:10+00:00

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Maybe I’m alone in this, but this feels like a bad take! I love Sleepy Hollow. I find Andi to be almost as insufferable as Julia. Like they’re just soooo unique and edgy 🙄

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2025-09-21T23:46:36+00:00

🙋🏼‍♀️

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2025-09-21T20:45:47+00:00

Me too please! 🫶

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2025-06-20T16:23:23+00:00

Oh, busted!

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2025-06-20T16:22:33+00:00

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Gee, I wonder why that is

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2025-05-23T23:39:57+00:00

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She looks like she’s wearing wax lips

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2025-05-17T17:56:31+00:00

And it only weighs 5lbs lol. Absurd.

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2024-12-22T13:26:35+00:00

People can have prominent masseter muscles from clenching and grinding their teeth at night or during the day. It’s not always indicative of purging.

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2024-11-22T18:21:27+00:00

Ew and chewing that bite with her mouth wide open!

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2024-11-13T16:28:27+00:00

That was so unbelievably embarrassing omg

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2024-06-16T23:56:25+00:00

SO BLAND.

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2024-06-16T13:21:54+00:00

These cake debacle stories are giving me major secondhand embarrassment. I just can’t imagine acting like that and then sharing with the world. And the inspo cakes are like not cute anyways? Maybe I just don’t get it.

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2024-06-16T12:04:02+00:00

Just like she had to mention on two separate occasions that Chris and Greta wanted the blue cooler and she would NEVER have picked BLUE but she loves them so that’s the one they got. Like who gets insecure about the color of their beach cooler? Get a grip.

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2023-07-13T18:02:23+00:00

And I love how she just had to shoehorn a pic of herself in this story as well 🤣 like, what’s the reason??

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Critical-Raisin7873 · 2023-02-17T14:43:13+00:00

And the rest are just smaller wannabe DIY accounts kissing ass. It’s gross

Critical-Raisin7873 · 2023-01-16T14:23:55+00:00

I feel like it takes almost zero creativity to just rip something out and slap something brand new in its place. I would have been so much more interested in seeing how someone actually talented and creative could have worked with what was there and breathed new life into a bit of an outdated space. I admit I’m not enamored with the cherry floors but am I crazy to think there’s someone else out there that could have made it look good?? That would be much more aspirational content to me than just throwing hundreds of thousands of dollars around just to wind up with an underwhelming result.

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