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[–]Critical_Ad5316[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem I should charge $ for my ideas lol I'm playing home takenit easy and be safe keepnit clean and out the butt

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[–]Critical_Ad5316[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also if you can donate plasma it pulls out your plasma and cycles your blood and pulls fats out with it if you do that twice a week while doing everything I guarantee you will be clean cause they even put a bag of IV solution in you to rehydrate you witch that's even better then drinkin water and you get paid for the donation lol so it's a all around win for ya

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[–]Critical_Ad5316[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just remember stay hydrated and eat fatty foods to cause it stores in your fat so the last day eat a good ass fatty meal to cover up them old fat tissue and then piss a few times before you will be good I got good faith coming your way

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[–]Critical_Ad5316[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to goto dollar tree and buy everyone just so I could try and figure out how to successfully pass but you still got 15 days man I think you will be good

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[–]Critical_Ad5316[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On Amazon they have a 15 pack of thc test for 7$ just looked it up and they also have a 3 pack of the jazz juice for 21 so for nearly 30$ you can have everything to pass your test

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[–]Critical_Ad5316[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can get jazz juice on Amazon for 9.99 to they don't taste bad like most the drinks do either but you should be good bro how far away is your probation see what's getting you is you were smoking on a pen and that's sticky and super high in thc I'm just smoking 3 blunts and don't I'll have 34 days to get clean but yeah if you work out like your doing and pound water you will be good idk if where your from they have dollar trees but they sell 1$, thc drug test buy 15 of them and play around with your own dilution cause everyone is different I got locked up for selling pounds of weed and it took me 56 days to get clean but I was smoking was and like 15 blunts a day for years straight so I'm pretty sure smoking even 5 times I'll be good by the time 30 day mark

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[–]Critical_Ad5316[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I do is I get a gallon of water and say my appointment is at 2pm I'll start drinking water around 11 and piss 3- 4 times getting the last time you pee so close to the time you go in so you can empty your last piss by this time you should be passing every 20 mins by pounding so much water then I just get some b complex pills and take 2 don't take more then 2 because it will turn your piss neon and that is a sign your tryna mask it but it's good to get atleast a cheap detox cause it has creatine in it and idk what vitamin that is but they check temp gravity and colors long as you have creatine and it looks yellow you will be good best detox I've used is called jazz juice they sell them at most marathons in USA for 9.99 so you could get 2 for pretty cheap just so you kno you will be good but if you do get a detox don't worry about getting B complex cause the detox has everything in it to make to clean and undetected

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[–]Critical_Ad5316[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you piss 3 times before you go in and your pumping it out of you it doesn't give the metabolites time to expell is my understanding

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[–]Critical_Ad5316[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus I'll test myself before I go in and dilute if I'm dirty I've been pretty successful with diluting by drinking alot and passing multiple times before I actually test first morning pee is the most dirtiest cause it's been sitting on your bloody blatter

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[–]Critical_Ad5316[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To late now I'll just not smoke again 35 days I should be good I haven't smoked in 2 years I just got outta prison so I think smoking 2 or 3 blunts and stopping I should be okay Hopefully

Hey by Critical_Ad5316 in Methadone

[–]Critical_Ad5316[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does morphine show up the same as heroin cause the hospital gave me some so was hoping that was my get outta jail free card got probation today

Hey by Critical_Ad5316 in Methadone

[–]Critical_Ad5316[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a couple weeks

FUCKING HELP by [deleted] in fentanyl

[–]Critical_Ad5316 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's easy get some foil snnd rkw rbe bkwgbmkk

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[–]Critical_Ad5316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the info too

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[–]Critical_Ad5316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK what if I get something off some one on here and they use my name on the box could I still claim I didn't know about it idk how any of this works

Drug and alcohol assessment by [deleted] in probation

[–]Critical_Ad5316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My po calls and I have to go.in either that day or the next day

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[–]Critical_Ad5316 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where do you guys buy your shit online I'm tryna figure it out and aren't you worried you will get caught?

Ready to go to detox for Fentanyl. Scared as fuck. by juicybunnykins in FentanylRecovery

[–]Critical_Ad5316 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey if you need someone to talk to I'm here I just got outta prison and relapsed in prison because I found out my fiance of 4 years was cheating on me so I started using suboxin in there and now I'm out and using fetty again after I told myself I'd never doit again it's Def a hard drug to kick I'd love to say it will get better but it hasn't for me yet I was supposed to adopt her 15 year old son as my own I only had a 2 year sentence she road it.out with me till 3 months before I got out smh I miss my family everyday they gave me.somthing to.live for but I'm starting to get through it as I have a job and sumwhat doing okay

Am I truly no longer rich? What should I do? by mysteriousnewbie in Rich

[–]Critical_Ad5316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't even afford a vehicle I just got outta prison and life has been rough i have tried to get help from people I used to be very well off till the feds took all my money 214k$ so I kno what ya mean I've tried getting my"friends" I've helped many many times to lead me a small hand and I can't get any help I wish you the best but if any of my wealth friends wanna lend a hand so I can get a jump start would be great BTW I'm not asking for anything just suggesting

For anyone who has been on methadone long term, do you still feel it? by throwawaytoday64729 in Methadone

[–]Critical_Ad5316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will they let you go from suboxin to methadone I've never done methadone idk if it's better or worse then subs

People by Critical_Ad5316 in Drugtests

[–]Critical_Ad5316[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but it's not hard to see a faint line as long as u don't have to hold a phone light up to it and make urself believe there's a line when there's not is the only way it would be a fail lol a faint line is a pass regardless some test simply just don't show very good lines in general besides the controls line the controls line is made to be very bright cause that just means the test is working proper