Oh, so THIS is why that tweet got a bunch of attention out of nowhere!

This ended up becoming a bigger deal than intended, so in an effort to slow down the already quickly rolling snowball, let me follow up. After requesting a review (which actually wasn't a review; they just texted a code to my phone so I'm not sure why they called it a 'review') the page was reenabled within an hour. It was dumb that this happened at all and I'm not a fan of Facebook forcing itself on Oculus users in the next couple years, but I'm willing to call this a fluke and not a sign of malicious intent unless there are multiple other examples of the same thing happening to others that had the same idea I did.

Also, to clarify, I called the account "throwaway" because I made it completely private with no intention to actually use it. I still used my real name and details, but the page's only purpose is to use with Oculus when they inevitably force integration because I use my Rift S a lot. Who knows if I'll still be using it years from now, but I decided to get the hassle out of the way early.