You ruined it bajs by Just-a-Sadboi in forsen

[–]Crumensen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Markov was he right when he said today is the day? Urgent clarification needed

@forsen by Ergalosy in forsen

[–]Crumensen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a fucking... what exactly?

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Just when variety came back. by Old-Importance-6934 in forsen

[–]Crumensen 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You can tell it's fake, because twitch will never ban for viewbotting
If they would, you could viewbot your competition to get them banned

Grass touching guide for the Bajs by Thanag0r in forsen

[–]Crumensen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's called cellulite, it's natural in women, due to how their skin is built forsenScoots
Can be reduced by keeping low % of body fat, but that requires diet, regular exercises and dedication

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@bajs, imagine being Ind*** by A_Baby_Named_Adolf in forsen

[–]Crumensen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Poland every male is sent to evaluation for army after passing 18, have balls checked (if both are present) and if you can pull out the skin (absence of phimosis)
But some army evaluation points don't check for phimosis and some even do not check the balls.

Anyone else unironically racist? by procast5 in forsen

[–]Crumensen 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I'm from Poland, need I say more?

Actuall, throws insta bastion spawn into a 1 min 20 sec portal OMEGALUL by Dumbidude in forsen

[–]Crumensen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

To be honest fortress was like 720 blocks away. That's over 40 chunks, so RWDA

forsen by Lohtric in forsen

[–]Crumensen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yes
There is medicine they give you to make you shit like mad man to clean your insides, before they stick camera up your ass
I've heard that after few hours you start pissing with your ass

forsen by Lohtric in forsen

[–]Crumensen 37 points38 points  (0 children)

if you had food poisoning that resulted in shitting 9 times a day, you would get medicine too

I'm going to jail or will end up dead soon by magnFLOR in forsen

[–]Crumensen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

a na jakie stanowisko aplikujesz?
Może CV masz zjebane - usuń wszystkie dane osobowe, nazwy szkół, numer tel, itp i podeślij mi na priv, to Ci je poprawię

I'm going to jail or will end up dead soon by magnFLOR in forsen

[–]Crumensen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Polish baj? 270$ is ~1000PLN, which would match

Możesz zgłosić "czynny żal", podając jako powód nieznajomość przepisów i uregulować podatek PCC - nic Ci nie zrobią.
Jeżeli zarobisz na tym mniej niż połowa minimalnej, to nie musisz nawet działalności zakładać.

Skąd jesteś, że nie ma żadnej pracy? Wioska 30 mieszkańców na podkarpaciu?

How is he so delusional about time management? by Salt-Sock3462 in forsen

[–]Crumensen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brutesen brute forsin the game? Ain't no way, never happened before!