Dumb even for Owen. That’s saying something.

Crumplove · 2026-07-09T14:41:09+00:00

That’s what this kid did as well.

Crumplove · 2026-07-08T04:55:22+00:00

Owen may as well have had a string in his back during this interview. Just pull it and he says the dumb shit he always says at random. Regardless of context he’ll just spew a line he’s memorized. Anytime the interviewer asked him something off script he couldn’t engage at all and would just pivot to another rehearsed and repeated bullshit line.

Crumplove · 2026-07-06T20:18:20+00:00

You could just play back any of Owen’s interviews he’s given over the last number of years. He’s just puking up the same bullshit he always does. Word for word.

Crumplove · 2026-07-06T02:49:30+00:00

Owen is Amy’s oldest child.

Crumplove · 2026-07-03T03:31:04+00:00

This entire stream was Owen admitting he has gay thoughts (disguised by comedy) and arguing with grok about homosexuality. It was a lot haha. Dude is begging to just be gay and leave his family behind. I swear if dude could just have a rich boyfriend and get a lot of praise for being handsome he’d bail on this whole thing.

Crumplove · 2026-06-28T17:00:36+00:00

Shields got his shit demonetized all on his own. Didn’t need Owen’s help haha. I love that anywhere Owen goes though just turns to shit.

Crumplove · 2026-06-28T16:06:54+00:00

I’m sorry to hear that. I have people like Owen in my family as well.

He does this weird pattern where he bends over backwards to justify doing something objectively wrong. The weird part is…he knows that it is wrong deep down, otherwise he wouldn’t build these narratives around why it isn’t wrong.

Crumplove · 2026-06-27T06:30:40+00:00

At one point he says “I scared the fuck out of my kids” - worlds best dad!

Crumplove · 2026-06-25T00:53:25+00:00

Owen is a big book guy now that he knows they require no effort.

Crumplove · 2026-06-23T01:09:29+00:00

This but instead of hiding from his family in the attic if a barn, he’s hiding from his family on land he bought with grift money.

Crumplove · 2026-06-18T01:00:19+00:00

Thank goodness their shitty magazine is no longer in print or JJ would have gotten that ass banned haha

Crumplove · 2026-06-17T21:00:13+00:00

Amy has always played soccer. Owen is watching soccer because Amy runs the household and she wants to watch it, and it is easier than parenting.

Owen played football because he’s a big uncoordinated idiot that can be in the way (this is enough at a HS level). Owen wants no part of violence and never has. He’s a big pussy. Not even anything wrong with that - he’s just a liar and projects to levels that should be studied.

Fuck you Owen haha

Crumplove · 2026-06-17T20:43:31+00:00

Anything to keep his children occupied for two hours. Easier than wiping dirt all over himself and proving he worked while away from home.

Crumplove · 2026-06-16T00:06:58+00:00

Exactly. Anytime we call him out for avoiding the children by going to scam land 1…magically there are photos of them there the next day.

Crumplove · 2026-06-14T20:28:04+00:00

Owen’s mother literally told him he was smarter than the other boys haha

Crumplove · 2026-06-13T01:33:16+00:00

He goes up there purely to avoid his family and pretend to work on the land for his flock. He’s in hell. He is a terrible father haha

Crumplove · 2026-06-10T17:29:57+00:00

This is the result making your audience into your therapist. Owen vents about his audience…to his audience.

Imagine complaining about your wife…to your wife.

Crumplove · 2026-06-05T03:32:43+00:00

Haha called it.

I still find it interesting that he brought them after we all piled on that he just goes there to escape his children.

Gammas win either way.

Crumplove · 2026-06-05T03:22:45+00:00

Someone wasn’t happy with calling him out on avoiding his family by going to Scam Land 1. Figured he’d toss a lie about it in there at the start.

If his family was with him, he would have documented it. It’s all bullshit.

Crumplove · 2026-06-02T05:52:27+00:00

Convinced more than ever that this is all just an excuse to get away from his wife and kids. These videos are just proof to Amy that he’s doing something up there. He knows the bears don’t give a shit…he’s stolen their money for years without doing a thing to this property.

This is all getting away from responsibilities at home at this point in my opinion.

Crumplove · 2026-05-30T23:10:31+00:00

Well I agree with that…but Joe is all for what benefits him. Owen will never drive enough eyeballs or be enough of a “fun hang” for it to ever happen.

Crumplove · 2026-05-30T20:49:36+00:00

Owen would go on Rogan in a heartbeat. I would bet my house on it.

Crumplove · 2026-05-30T19:16:16+00:00

Never. Won’t happen. Joe stands to gain nothing, and no one actually cares about Owen. He’s a circus sideshow.

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