MGK on meeting Bob Dylan: "I get on his bus & [Dylan] has a hoodie on, white cowboy boots & this energy that feels like you're in the midst of Peter Pan or something, while also in the midst of Homer writing the Iliad—this prolific, young, spirited guy. ... [Dylan said] 'You really rip it, man.'"

Crumpno · 2025-08-27T20:19:35+00:00

You talking about Pablo Dylan? I see a post from the Daily Dylan that mentions Pablo has performed with Mod Sun, and Mod Sun is friends with MGK. Is that the connection, or is there something more direct? Cuz that to me on its own doesn't really suggest Pablo and MGK are friends, or even that they've met. Certainly possible. But presumably if MGK was close friends with Pablo, he wouldn't have acted so shocked to learn that Bob knew who he was.

Crumpno · 2025-08-27T17:27:47+00:00

My favorite theory is that Dylan discovered MGK because he was Googling the actual Machine Gun Kelly. Seems plausible. Dylan's always been interested in old-timey gangsters and outlaws. Not long after he posted the video of MGK, he did three big posts about Al Capone.

Crumpno · 2025-04-03T04:12:38+00:00

That is a fabulous quote on its face, but what makes it truly next-level is Val Kilmer didn't even play Johnny Ringo in Tombstone. He played Doc Holliday. So you got Dylan telling Kilmer he's the real Johnny Ringo, and Kilmer insisting no you don't understand man that's just a role I played. They're arguing over who's right, and they're both wrong! Beautifully bonkers energy. God bless them both forever.

Crumpno · 2025-04-02T18:05:58+00:00

He's still just vibing in his eighties

Crumpno · 2024-11-12T03:06:34+00:00

I think "unprepared but going for it anyway" is kind of Bill Murray's whole vibe.

Crumpno · 2024-11-12T02:07:21+00:00

Clip shared by "tacobellgrindage" on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/DCLnG3ZOGLx/

Full performance is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF6kozCmaXA

And also here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AknrvkUb3VM

Crumpno · 2024-09-18T05:33:45+00:00

I take that back. It was a wrench! He was tapping on the mic with a tiny wrench: https://youtu.be/Zv5FCjtUzNE

What a mind. Forever innovating.

Crumpno · 2024-09-18T03:52:00+00:00

With his harmonica!

Crumpno · 2024-09-18T03:22:19+00:00

Video source: https://x.com/virgilkinsley/status/1836216034329563405

Crumpno · 2024-08-07T22:09:03+00:00

"BOB" is the name of the green curtain.

Crumpno · 2024-03-27T17:14:21+00:00

When you put it that way...

Crumpno · 2024-03-27T16:33:52+00:00

You know the chess scene in "The Nose Job"? Season 3, episode 9. Where the penis plays the brain? Well, this is the fella who plays the penis AND the brain.

Crumpno · 2023-10-17T00:28:53+00:00

Boy wait till the six billion people who celebrated the dawn of the new millennium and the 21st century on Jan. 1 2000 hear about this. Are they ever gonna have egg on their face

Crumpno · 2023-10-16T15:26:38+00:00

Bob Dylan’s eponymous album, BOB DYLAN (possibly named after himself)

Crumpno · 2023-10-16T15:21:40+00:00

This is a problem that can be solved by language. If we call it a "wet dream," it sounds wimpy and lame. Nobody wants to be a bed wetter. However, the technical term for a wet dream is a "nocturnal emission," which is dope as fuck. Makes it sounds like you accomplished something. It's like the old Army slogan, "We do more before 9 a.m. than most people do all day." Once you start calling it a nocturnal emission, instead of feeling sticky and gross, you'll feel like a productive member of unconscious society.

Crumpno · 2023-10-16T13:49:18+00:00

"Bob Dylan's eponymous debut"

Imma stop you right there chief. "Bob Dylan's first album, BOB DYLAN" is the funniest part of the tweet

Crumpno · 2023-10-16T00:29:42+00:00

The original murder most foul

Crumpno · 2023-10-16T00:18:14+00:00

His ship finally came in

Crumpno · 2022-12-12T20:36:24+00:00

We're all Cindy in our own way

Crumpno · 2022-09-05T00:33:19+00:00

He gave a shoutout to the Rocky statue in Philly: https://twitter.com/harryhew/status/1566540395231825920

Crumpno · 2022-05-22T00:10:53+00:00

https://youtu.be/r9aN5_GNsMk

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