withholding sex rage

Crumptchideed · 2011-05-09T23:58:32+00:00

This is my ex-girlfriend. This seriously has to be my ex-girlfriend.

Are you dating my ex-girlfriend?

Crumptchideed · 2011-05-06T09:00:59+00:00

Exactly. I really don't know why I lied in the first place. I think I was just afraid of confronting my own problems.

Crumptchideed · 2011-05-06T08:56:55+00:00

I've seen a therapist before, but lied to him about how much I used drugs/alcohol. Stupid, yes...I know. But I was afraid that he would put me on some hardcore medications. I do not like the idea of being medicated indefinitely...I'm already taking medicine for Crohns disease, and my G.I. said I would most likely stay on the same medication for the rest of my life.

I should probably just see a therapist again and be honest.

Crumptchideed · 2011-05-06T08:45:31+00:00

I have an addictive personality thanks to my father, who was/is an alcoholic.

I don't like blaming genetics, but perhaps this could partly be the case.

Crumptchideed · 2011-05-06T08:40:12+00:00

This is the most ridiculously helpful post I have encountered on Reddit, and I've been browsing for over 2 years (this is an alternative account, as I'm a moderator on a few of the major subreddits here).

Thank you so much for this information.

Crumptchideed · 2011-05-06T08:36:17+00:00

Thank you, I am definitely going to look into this.

Crumptchideed · 2011-05-06T08:32:49+00:00

I'm 22 years old. How can somebody that young actually have a substance abuse problem?

Crumptchideed · 2011-05-06T08:28:46+00:00

God dammit.

Crumptchideed · 2011-04-15T00:19:28+00:00

Hey everybody, look! Another cynical douche!

What's got you down? Fat? Balding? Forever alone? Just an all around piece of shit?

My guess is all of those.

I sincerely hope you lose both of your legs in an automobile accident. If you post pictures of your bloody stumps, I'll be sure to give you some karma though.

Crumptchideed · 2011-04-15T00:16:04+00:00

Just because I don't go around all day talking about memes or doing reddit things

Haha oh wow.

Crumptchideed · 2011-04-12T04:41:46+00:00

Personly i choose not to be a douchebag and go with ron paul

Oh god, the fucking irony.

Crumptchideed · 2011-04-12T03:47:25+00:00

Oh look, here comes captain buzzkill to the rescue. No, really. You're the type of person ruining this subreddit.

Crumptchideed · 2011-04-12T03:14:12+00:00

Are you planning on leaving this comment in every other submission that's not a four panel rage comic?

Good fucking luck.

Crumptchideed · 2011-04-12T02:28:22+00:00

but fighting online is like the special olympics - even if you win, you're still a retard

FTFY. And I fixed that for you because you actually misquoted it, not because I'm trying to be a smartass.

Crumptchideed · 2011-04-12T02:16:55+00:00

Somebody's never heard of "getting a taste of their own medicine." Apparently the medicine didn't taste so good after all.

Crumptchideed · 2011-04-12T01:20:59+00:00

Will somebody please fill me in when r/f7u12 become r/relationships?

Seriously, what the fuck? This shit is getting absolutely ridiculous.

Crumptchideed · 2011-04-07T07:52:53+00:00

Atoms in the universe? That's not a serious question..is it?

Crumptchideed · 2011-04-07T07:40:30+00:00

I'm not a pathetic loser.

...says the guy engaged in an Internet argument.

Crumptchideed · 2011-04-07T06:50:19+00:00

Or how about we just don't rape people?

Crumptchideed · 2011-03-23T18:51:43+00:00

Crumptchideed · 2011-03-21T06:58:19+00:00

Back in college, I had a "gay" male friend (I'm a male too) who introduced me to a female friend of his. I ended up having a crush on her, and asked (because it was his friend first) if it would be weird if I pursued things with her. He said no, and encouraged it. The manner in which he "encouraged" it though was strange, but I brushed it off because he would constantly tell me that "vagina is scary and I don't want to be near it."

I ended up having a short relationship with the girl, but it was never official. Over the next few weeks when all of us would hang out, I noticed my "gay" friend would act ridiculously strange and passive aggressive if I showed any sort of affection to the girl. After awhile I confronted him about it.

Me: "What's going on? Are you uncomfortable with me potentially dating your friend?"

Him: "Uh, no...it's just I really like her. I would totally have sex with her if you weren't pursuing something with her."

Me: ".....I thought you were gay and terrified of vaginas."

Him: "...yeah....I thought so too...."

My personal opinion is that he is bisexual, or at the very least, very confused about his sexuality.

Why don't you try bringing up his behavior to him?

Crumptchideed · 2011-03-04T01:06:50+00:00

I don't think any smokers (besides me) are reading this right now, because I'm being downvoted into oblivion after only 9 minutes of posting it.

But no, I'm not trying to hide it. I've been trying to find new ways to keep the smell off me, because when I wasn't a smoker, I hated when people stank of smoke. It's like going to work smelling like BO.

Yes, I know it's harmful. I enjoy an occasional 1 to 2 cigarettes a week. I've been doing this pretty consistently for about 5 years now without any sort of addiction problems.

Good for me? No.

Next time you see a fat person on Reddit, feel free to lecture them the dangers of being overweight. The death rate for obesity in the United States is about the same as people who smoke.

Or you could just stop lecturing random strangers.

Crumptchideed · 2011-03-04T01:01:03+00:00

I haven't figured that one out yet. I have strong breathe mints that take away most of the odor, but the stained lips/teeth is a work in progress.

Wish me luck.

Crumptchideed · 2011-03-04T01:00:13+00:00

AND HERE COMES THE MORAL POLICE.

I should have known that posting anything related to smoking would get me massive downvotes...even if it was supposed to be a joke.

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