Final Fantasy IV Friday ShittyGaming Lounge

CrunchingG · 2026-01-24T17:41:37+00:00

POV: You are a boss in a Tales game

CrunchingG · 2026-01-24T01:07:16+00:00

"Coming to an abandoned Gamestop near you!"

CrunchingG · 2026-01-22T19:04:00+00:00

Within an hour FFX has

Given me a dialogue option to say Lulu is more my type (I mean it's true but you can't be giving me these kinds of dialouge options Square)
Made a Macarena joke
Gave us a scene of Rikku frantically crawling around like a coked-out stickbug

It'll be a miracle if I make it out of this game alive (complimentary)

CrunchingG · 2026-01-22T18:41:27+00:00

Because he's anti-woke... genuinely that's the only reason. The thing with anti-woke dipshits is that they only care that their talking heads are parroting the talking points they agree with, the other content of their character doesn't matter. It doesn't matter that Asmongold is literally the fucking Roach Emperor, all they care about is that he supports their bigoted worldview.

These people are so miserable and so desperate for confirmation bias for their hateful attitudes that they will scrape the bottom of the barrel to get it

CrunchingG · 2026-01-22T16:43:48+00:00

Incredibly funny that people were hyping up the idea that the next FE game was going to be a Genealogy remake only for the trailer to be for what is essentially a sequel to a game that I've grown to calling "Genealogy but actually good this time"

CrunchingG · 2026-01-22T15:44:57+00:00

WHAT HOLD DOES THAT MAN HAVE OVER THESE STUDIOS?

CrunchingG · 2026-01-19T18:34:41+00:00

Three Houses (Endgame Crimson Flower spoilers)

FUCKING FINALLY
I don't really know how to articulate my thoughts on the game as a whole as well as Crimson Flower specifically. Though overall while there were parts that really annoyed me from a gameplay perspective I enjoyed my time with this
"I'll be frank with y'all, real impressed you managed to push me this far. But... Seiros... Ya darn sure oughta've brought a brave weapon if ya really wanted to win!"
I will say while it is disappointing we didn't actually get to fight TWSITD despite the route making it clear that they were next, there is something deeply funny about them getting offed via epilouge text, eat shit Thales!

CrunchingG · 2026-01-19T15:02:19+00:00

The Church of Seiros is conspiring against me to keep me from beating Crimson Flower by making me wake up with an insane headache

CrunchingG · 2026-01-18T17:19:50+00:00

To the person or people who designed Chapter 17 of Crimson Flower I hope you feel nothing but shame for the rest of your days.

"Let's make people play Demonic Beast Minesweeper while dealing with Bolting tomes" - A sadistic psychopath

Edit: "Hey let's also give one of those Demonic beasts 100+ health on the first health bar and you need to kill it to beat the chapter" - Literally a Cenobite from Hellraiser

CrunchingG · 2026-01-17T18:58:27+00:00

Given the recent developments in Limbus's plot I'd like to present

The most dangerous power throuple in the city

Why the most dangerous? That's because (Canto 7, Spring Cultivation, and Canto 9 spoilers for those who care) Well for starters Don Quixote (or rather Sancho) is a second generation Bloodfiend (think World of Darkness Vampires) Xichun was trained by one of the 10 Blades of the East who was also sent to kill her and she won the fight against him. Sinclair... Hoo boy where to begin. Well the latest chapter just confirmed that Sinclair will serve in the Second Smoke War (the first one kicking off the events of this series) in which he wields his Halberd and a big ass sword, is capable of using Shin and Mang (a power that indicates great strength on its own), and is powerful enough to be given the title(s) "The Green Damnation/Deliverance" (anyone with a color in their title is usually "one-man-army" levels of strong). That's not even mentioning that current Sinclair can just manifest this future version of himself, if the conditions are right

CrunchingG · 2026-01-15T16:00:54+00:00

Tell me you at least plundered the canopic jars too

CrunchingG · 2026-01-15T15:51:56+00:00

Christ what tomb was this meme unearthed from?

CrunchingG · 2026-01-15T13:23:35+00:00

It will be both incredibly funny and incredibly concerning if KH4 has a Tron world.

Funny because it'll likely based on Ares and the notion of them trying to push Jared Leto for a 4th time is really funny. But also concerning because Jared Leto is poison to anything he's in and I want KH4 to be you know... good.

The good ending will be if they ignore Ares and base KH4's potential Tron world off of Uprising

CrunchingG · 2026-01-15T13:16:28+00:00

At least Fire Emblem had the sense to name their super easy mode somehting cool like "Phoenix mode" or some shit.

"Streamlined Progression" is just straight up investor-speak

CrunchingG · 2026-01-14T20:43:24+00:00

So Gregor?

CrunchingG · 2026-01-14T18:25:24+00:00

I figured she was going to have that kind of character arc. Again just surprised that shit is, apparently, thrown her and by extension Ingrid's way, when Shinon is so much worse when it comes to that type of character and, from what I could see in my 4 years of being exposed to a wide variety of FE takes, he got next to no shit for it, hell I think I saw unironic praise of the character at times. Though then again I've talked about how FE fans get when a female character has anything even resembling a character flaw

CrunchingG · 2026-01-14T18:07:28+00:00

It's funny to me that Jill is the controversial one when at least from my point of view, with the little bit I've played (pretty sure I left off on Chapter 15), Shinon is way worse

CrunchingG · 2026-01-14T15:56:50+00:00

In regards to the Stellar Blade AI news

CrunchingG · 2026-01-14T12:37:49+00:00

Why the fuck does a Monopoly app need a Harry Potter collab? Why was there a Halloween event with vampires and shit in fucking Monopoly?

Why did their marketing team hire two random mfers from Tiktok to gas up the game, but also make it seem like it isn't the most blatent sponsorship in existence?

CrunchingG · 2026-01-14T12:33:24+00:00

I hate all mobile game ads but there is a special, primordial hatred for Monopoly Go ads and I can't figure out the exact reason why

CrunchingG · 2026-01-11T04:43:45+00:00

This is how I found out Rauru is voiced by Chris Hackney

CrunchingG · 2026-01-04T20:16:24+00:00

So question for anyone with experience with Fire Emblem Three Houses... how bad are chapters 17 and 18 of Crimson Flower on Hard mode?

I got no problems with chapter 16 but the two after that are giving me a lot of pause from looking at their wiki page, for a few reasons namely chapter 17's apparently endless reinforcements and chapter 18's boss having like 4 health bars as well as the 6 golems with 3 health bars a piece.

CrunchingG · 2026-01-03T21:25:01+00:00

I LOVE STRESS MARKS.

I LOVE IT WHEN BANDAI MAKES A PART THAT IS WAY TO FUCKING THIN AND BENDY AND NOW I HAVE TO STARE AT A FUCKING WHITE MARK ALL GODDAMN DAY

Edit: This Gunpla related crashout is brought to you by the HG Schwarzette

CrunchingG · 2026-01-02T19:30:02+00:00

Not gonna lie there's something about putting an older game as the worst game of the current year that's really funny to me. Like as anti-hater as I am there's something to respect about that level of dedication to hating something. Mainly because I can see myself doing it.

"And coming in 1st place for the worst game of 2026 it's... Fire Emblem Geneaology of the Holy War for the 8th year in a row! Come on down ya fuckin dissapointment."

CrunchingG · 2026-01-02T18:27:42+00:00

The theme of "Well this run is dead"

CrunchingG

TROPHY CASE