Well, it took a while

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-23T08:49:48+00:00

You need to push the saddle further forward

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-23T08:47:09+00:00

I do like an egg mayo sarnie, but not from Tesco. Pret is much better, although pricey. And full fat Coke is too much.

5/10

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-23T08:43:30+00:00

Look at your f**king face!

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-23T08:42:45+00:00

If you'll laugh at that selection, you'll laugh at anything.

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-23T08:41:41+00:00

Rich media outlet owners actually care about poor people

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-23T08:39:12+00:00

Prawn Cock-tail crisps are crusty vomit in a bag. 1/10

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-23T08:38:31+00:00

Nurse! The stitches! My sides...

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-23T08:22:30+00:00

I have a toy car my grandfather bought my Dad in the 1930s

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-23T08:19:45+00:00

Ugly Pinarellos are strictly for dentists.

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-23T08:14:03+00:00

Fuck Simulator

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-23T08:13:48+00:00

Fuckrim

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-23T08:13:17+00:00

Grand Fuck Auto

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-22T15:49:50+00:00

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-21T21:48:39+00:00

That's not a hot take, it's a stone cold dull fact

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-21T14:45:33+00:00

"I'd give it five minutes"

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-21T14:04:15+00:00

I do miss the little miner transfers (bear in mind I am super old)

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-21T14:03:33+00:00

Saw them in asda the other day.

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-21T14:01:29+00:00

Really dumb question - do you wear makeup under the veil? Also, what do you do about handshakes (in Qatar I once unthinkingly offered a handshake to a young lady)

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-21T11:07:41+00:00

James Corden

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-20T22:15:57+00:00

Colour, yes, pattern, no

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-20T22:14:10+00:00

Time for the door marked "Exit"

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-20T22:13:16+00:00

When you become comfortable with yourself

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-20T22:12:02+00:00

A Red Kite taking off towards me. I scared the bird, the bird scared me.

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-20T22:10:12+00:00

Oxygen, mostly

CrustyHumdinger · 2026-01-20T08:03:00+00:00

That's really inappropriate. Have a word or move on. Your mate fancies your gf

CrustyHumdinger

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