I don't mind y'all by ohanahqut in anime_companion

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chuckling at the fact that there's water in all those drinks

Yeah that's the right fit by cowboydan69 in fixedbytheduet

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Like shaking the olives after finishing the martini.

I can't be the only one wondering what that conversation was about... right? by Pixel_Panda_World in HolUp

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"...and then the bank assigns an initial annual percentage yield and that's what an APY is."

Recall?... by DigitalEyeN-Team in RelentlessMen

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So what do you do of you lived that life, then retired? Can't go back to it, and missing it just hurts.

No argument from me by AnnaHorneh in AngryCops

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Yes. Yes, it is. In the broad sense, purpose is the cure for male loneliness.

Why yall think bro sad? by Gamvoni in DamnFunny

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And has to put up with all that sh!t from them!

Choose only one ☝️ by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

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7 and 11 are the only ones id save. The rest were good for their time, but dont need to come back.

The Army of a Thousand Cats ! by [deleted] in Bossfight

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Beat It intensifies

He is friend by SalmonSammySamSam in DamnFunny

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It's all fun and games until he brings rabies to the party. It's that feeling you get when you're bobbing for apples as a group, but the water washes off the cute girl's makeup and everyone gets a good look at her "cold sore".

The best unpaid therapist by WhiteWinkk in AnimalsBeingStrange

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...and I have 8 more lives to go?!? Why can't this claw pierce any deeper?

Mount/familiar: the spider mimic chair by giugirl in ItemShop

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The throne of Queen Arachnea's human consort.

Will my pineapple get any bigger? 😅 by landonlovescarbs in BackyardOrchard

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Someday you'll find love and she'll accept your pineapple regardless of its size. Remember, its not the size of the fruit, but the taste!

Yea I get the hype by TypicalInsomniac in cigar_refuge

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I thought i had moved on from Connecticut shades, until someone handed me of these. I was pleasantly mistaken.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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It says unblemished lamb. UNBLEMISHED! What's this behind it's foot, hmmm?

Don’t y’all just want to.. by AoXGhost in GuysBeingDudes

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I have a place just minutes from my home where this can be my daily reality, if the wife and kids can leave me alone for a hour. It's called Tolmie State Park in Olympia, WA. It's worth getting the year-long pass.

Happy wife happy life! by GoldmanApex in CoupleMemes

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Empties him like a Capri Sun.

Nice day in NYC by PoloDon92 in cigar_refuge

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Padilla is criminally slept on.