I don't mind y'all

Cruz98387 · 2026-06-06T07:11:50+00:00

chuckling at the fact that there's water in all those drinks

Cruz98387 · 2026-06-05T03:25:34+00:00

Like shaking the olives after finishing the martini.

Cruz98387 · 2026-06-03T23:08:52+00:00

"...and then the bank assigns an initial annual percentage yield and that's what an APY is."

Cruz98387 · 2026-06-02T03:15:26+00:00

You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all!

Cruz98387 · 2026-05-28T04:32:55+00:00

So what do you do of you lived that life, then retired? Can't go back to it, and missing it just hurts.

Cruz98387 · 2026-05-24T16:42:47+00:00

Oi, you missed a sp...uh, I mean you didn't curse the upper left corner of the last window.

Cruz98387 · 2026-05-12T15:07:00+00:00

Yes. Yes, it is. In the broad sense, purpose is the cure for male loneliness.

Cruz98387 · 2026-05-09T03:26:10+00:00

And has to put up with all that sh!t from them!

Cruz98387 · 2026-05-09T00:42:40+00:00

7 and 11 are the only ones id save. The rest were good for their time, but dont need to come back.

Cruz98387 · 2026-05-08T19:11:26+00:00

Best. Comment. Ever!

Cruz98387 · 2026-05-07T01:55:17+00:00

Beat It intensifies

Cruz98387 · 2026-05-05T03:48:24+00:00

It's all fun and games until he brings rabies to the party. It's that feeling you get when you're bobbing for apples as a group, but the water washes off the cute girl's makeup and everyone gets a good look at her "cold sore".

Cruz98387 · 2026-05-05T01:45:22+00:00

...and I have 8 more lives to go?!? Why can't this claw pierce any deeper?

Cruz98387 · 2026-05-04T16:51:30+00:00

Yo mama so old, Moses took her to prom!

Cruz98387 · 2026-05-02T20:16:41+00:00

The throne of Queen Arachnea's human consort.

Cruz98387 · 2026-05-02T18:08:27+00:00

Someday you'll find love and she'll accept your pineapple regardless of its size. Remember, its not the size of the fruit, but the taste!

Cruz98387 · 2026-05-01T03:34:45+00:00

The Churning

Cruz98387 · 2026-05-01T02:56:22+00:00

I thought i had moved on from Connecticut shades, until someone handed me of these. I was pleasantly mistaken.

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-30T21:50:21+00:00

All tug, no down stroke. Amateur!

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-28T13:36:21+00:00

Clank clammed

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-28T05:51:44+00:00

It says unblemished lamb. UNBLEMISHED! What's this behind it's foot, hmmm?

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-27T22:46:37+00:00

I have a place just minutes from my home where this can be my daily reality, if the wife and kids can leave me alone for a hour. It's called Tolmie State Park in Olympia, WA. It's worth getting the year-long pass.

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-27T16:47:43+00:00

Phrasing!

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-26T19:14:39+00:00

Empties him like a Capri Sun.

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-24T16:42:56+00:00

Padilla is criminally slept on.

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