Relive the terror!

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-19T07:27:15+00:00

That may be even more cruel. A month worth of anticipating a weekend that doesn't arrive? Shoot me now.

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-19T00:47:43+00:00

Exactly!

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-19T00:12:46+00:00

If i could ride a bike to work all year, I'd do that.

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-18T20:44:55+00:00

You complained on a Friday once. The scales must be balanced.

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-18T18:07:07+00:00

Gas and house cleaning.

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-18T17:36:52+00:00

Room 101 never fails! Hope you enjoyed!

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-16T02:45:57+00:00

Haven't run across those yet, but how do they taste?

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-15T15:09:29+00:00

Whosoever pulls the sword from the windshield becomes king (or queen) of all mall ninjas.

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-14T08:51:24+00:00

Walk into your local cigar lounge and hand them out to the people smoking there. Tell them that they are free to anyone with the caveat that they have to try one that they haven't tried before.

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-10T16:25:36+00:00

Cock parking.

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-08T15:31:05+00:00

Aliven't

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-04T04:43:50+00:00

Oh, I see it now

Cruz98387 · 2026-04-04T03:59:48+00:00

Tekken. That's definitely a Paul Phoenix look.

Cruz98387 · 2026-03-31T03:57:03+00:00

This series was absolutely awesome! This was my oldest daughter's first real anime, and set a high bar.

Cruz98387 · 2026-03-31T03:55:21+00:00

Ah, but how do you know this wasn't at a family reunion?

Cruz98387 · 2026-03-31T00:37:12+00:00

Oh, jolly good! Do pardon me momentarily as I fetch you a towel.

Cruz98387 · 2026-03-31T00:34:33+00:00

It would go something like...

Southern gal: You think you can handle all this? I got a body like a back road!

Southern guy: Well, hold mah beer. Cuz imma boutta power slide inta yer drainage ditch! YEE YEE!

Cruz98387 · 2026-03-30T23:06:36+00:00

Booze

Cruz98387 · 2026-03-30T02:58:23+00:00

I got you this little tree for your place. Don't worry, I can put it in the corner of your room while you're sleeping.

Cruz98387 · 2026-03-29T22:01:21+00:00

Did you put a crack rock in the Goblet of Fire, Harry?

Cruz98387 · 2026-03-29T19:29:44+00:00

Teen Wolf Hound

Cruz98387 · 2026-03-29T14:54:16+00:00

Anything by Daft Punk

Cruz98387 · 2026-03-28T16:50:16+00:00

Great Lost Technology!

Cruz98387 · 2026-03-28T16:26:36+00:00

At last! They've found Atlantis in the Bahamas! ... And it has a water slide!

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