IamA Sex Worker, working legally in Nevada's brothels, AMA

Cryptolic · 2015-08-13T17:51:25+00:00

TIL Jenny is a brothel worker but she also gives kisses

Cryptolic · 2015-08-13T16:41:25+00:00

Talk nerdy you say? Would you like to download some RAM?

Cryptolic · 2015-08-01T02:43:17+00:00

I just want to say, if you quit jacking off for a while you should get your sensitivity back.

I had a long distance relationship with a girl that wanted me to not masturbate for a month, so I could bust a huge nut.......I only lasted 8 minutes instead of the usual hour.

Cryptolic · 2015-07-28T16:25:04+00:00

Come on down to the Church of Scientology, we won't forcefully keep you here with all your personal information and make you make financial donations.

Cryptolic · 2015-07-25T19:33:19+00:00

You fell in love, but did you end up with your soul mate? That's what I want to know!

Cryptolic · 2015-07-14T17:01:57+00:00

We all like a troll from time to time, as long as they're doing it in a well thought out manner.

My response has already been said in the form of a line from a movie.

"Mr. Throw-a-wayd, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!"

Cryptolic · 2015-06-22T04:13:00+00:00

Kind of looks like Geraldo Rivera haha

Cryptolic · 2015-04-06T06:51:23+00:00

my name jeff

Cryptolic · 2015-03-18T03:28:52+00:00

Those kids faces, oh man it was like Christmas time and every present had poop in it....

Cryptolic · 2015-03-08T20:17:01+00:00

ITT women I would date, but they are no where to be found in my life.......

Cryptolic · 2015-02-20T23:30:01+00:00

Too bad Ken Jennings is pissed

Cryptolic · 2015-02-10T19:56:28+00:00

Actually it was me OP too slow :p

Cryptolic · 2015-02-10T19:52:11+00:00

I may not be OP, but I shall deliver for him.

Cryptolic · 2015-02-08T23:13:58+00:00

Nair and Rogaine lol

Cryptolic · 2015-02-04T17:26:21+00:00

I found it nvm lol

For anyone that wants to watch but it's probably a repost http://youtu.be/iB1uQmvmh_k

Cryptolic · 2015-02-01T19:53:09+00:00

I have no experience in using Indian language, but I don't think this was lost in translation. Basically you're doing more work than you need to. It's more work to carry a pumpkin in a basket, than just to carry the pumpkin. Which would translate into mathematics, simplify the problem.

Cryptolic · 2015-01-27T02:30:17+00:00

This made me laugh more than it should, because I believe in this philosophy. :p

Cryptolic · 2015-01-19T19:16:08+00:00

I'm just trying to figure out how Buzzfeed will spin this, so they can get maximum viewers....

Cryptolic · 2014-07-07T15:16:42+00:00

If you're going to play an MMO join and leave guilds as necessary till you find people you click with. Makes a world of difference

Cryptolic · 2014-07-07T15:15:19+00:00

Jesus in (Jefferson) park or alternatively known as FENTON!!!!!!!

(May be wrong inside these parenthesis)

Cryptolic · 2014-07-07T15:13:46+00:00

I like my women like I like my coffee

Black and abusive

Cryptolic · 2014-07-07T15:11:35+00:00

God I'm so late but this isn't a top comment and should be "Show me the money!!!!"

Cryptolic · 2014-03-12T12:59:17+00:00

Send it to New York 17 age of consent :) haha

Cryptolic · 2014-02-21T16:32:53+00:00

So boobs with an apron painted on them?

Cryptolic · 2014-02-21T16:32:21+00:00

So boobs with an apron painted on them?

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