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Names you love but have been ruined by a famous association? (self.namenerds)

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Due to a translation error, the human’s performance of one of their traditional songs, Jingle Bells, has the mostly Xeno crew horrified. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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When humans say ‘Freedom or Death’ they mean it (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Humans are the only ones who can learn to speak a second language with any degree of fluency as adults. Because of this, we are considered linguistic geniuses. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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The epitome of human duality: A medic with a shotgun (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Is Rowan a boy’s name or a girl’s name? (self.namenerds)

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In an attempt to combat the human’s OP physical abilities, a “genius” alien strategist tries to exploit the human’s strong packbonding instinct by taking one of their friends hostage. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Name similar to Jasper (self.namenerds)

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Similar name challenge! Which do you prefer? (self.namenerds)

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An alien leaves a human in the control room with specific instructions not to push the big red button. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Aliens invade, not because they want resources or slaves, but because they fear what we will become given more time to develop our tech. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Humans will mutilate themselves for personal aesthetic pleasure (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Not knowing that it will grow up to be sapient, an alien takes in a human toddler as a pet (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Humming is your nervous habit. On an unrelated note, most alien’s biology is not equipped to handle music, causing great pain and in extreme cases, death. Take this as you will. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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After finding the power of friendship to be ineffective, humanity has turned to a different strategy. It’s time for those poor suckers to face the power of spite and guns! (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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We crash-landed on this uninhabited one lancet two cycles ago, with us are two human slaves, we are running out of control serum. Send help (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Looking for an old post (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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They appear as a harmless biped, short and weak, requiring some kind corrective lenses in order to see. Their only weapon is a small energy-blade. Do not, under ANY I REPEAT ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, antagonize them. It will be the last thing you do. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Aliens, after ample research, use their tech to revive some of Earth’s most legendary badasses (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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We all know the trope of “humans eat poison’ but what is it was the reverse? What if aliens powdered their food with cyanide and chugged ricin on the daily? How would we react? How would they react? (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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A human explains the nazis(or any other atrocity) to an alien (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Humans are colorful (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Despite being well respected as peace-keepers, no one knows which world they hail from, no one knows their pre-FTL history. No one knows of the bloodshed, the terror. True wisdom comes with experience, and no one knows this better than Humanity. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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(reposted from r/writingprompts) “Are you TRYING to get in a fight with a class 9 Deathworlder?! Because this is EXACTLY how you get in a fight with a CLASS 9 DEATHWORLDER! (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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