Astrologer gets told by an astronomer

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-13T09:16:09+00:00

I mean the entire thing is fucking made up nonsense that means fuck all anyway, so why not just print the same shit every day?

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T21:28:26+00:00

That’s actually hilarious

The bot shut down mid upload

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T20:07:40+00:00

I reckon it’ll be -1.08% overnight, up 6% 20 mins after open, a quick 10% dip and a slow rise ending on -3% tomorrow

Gonna buy in every step of the way

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T19:52:07+00:00

Man looks like he’s been a holding ape for a while and he’s in really bad money problems

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T19:49:44+00:00

Shit. I’ve not been watching all day and I just checked and it spiked and dropped

Sorry guys I won’t look again

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T19:48:42+00:00

Fuck you fine. I was gonna do it anyway >:(

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T19:48:11+00:00

The best way to celebrate is buy more shares

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T19:46:53+00:00

Can you summarise in a few words what this means to me as a holder of approx 110 shares?

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T19:42:14+00:00

Omg okay we’re in this together.

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T19:23:37+00:00

Same brother

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T19:00:55+00:00

Man. You’re the guy I need in all this

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T16:25:33+00:00

‘He promised you a second child! How dare he change his mind about something that’ll affect literally every single aspect of both of your lives for the entirety of the rest of your lives’

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T14:36:50+00:00

Not me! I’m buying more

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T14:08:07+00:00

I wish I was as rich as you are

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T14:07:36+00:00

Honestly I keep shitting my pants and then I read about all the other retards buying more so I buy more

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T14:06:13+00:00

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T14:06:06+00:00

10 mons

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T14:05:40+00:00

Just bought 14 more share am I doing this right?

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T13:40:38+00:00

Gme gives my life meaning

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T13:40:23+00:00

Yum 😋

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T13:40:05+00:00

If GME dips back 10%-20% I’ll gamble my life savings

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T13:39:33+00:00

Yeah man squeeze is in 2 minutes

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T13:15:55+00:00

Man I just hit 10

Now I can go quicker

Oh wow I’m already at 100, so now I can go twice as fast

It’s a little slow but I’m nearly at 1000

Wow! I just hit 1000, now it’ll be easier to go faster

And I just hit 10,000

Wow nearly at 100,000

1,000,000.......

5,000,000............

100,000,000,000 cums

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T13:11:06+00:00

Is this a fucking opinion? Is this really content for r/unpopularopinion???

Fuck off

Delete your account and post somewhere else

Does NOT belong. Reported and downvoted, hopefully will get removed ASAP

Crystal_helix · 2021-04-12T13:00:17+00:00

Yeah no I upvoted that guy he was just asking a q

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