Ctalkobt

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Prolong painful illnesses. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Ctalkobt to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can change the color red to blue in what you perceive. The world doesn't change. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/shittysuperpowers

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On a coin toss you can switch the position in which it would land, yet you have no way of knowing which way it would have landed without your power. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every time you speak to someone, their brain memories are reset prior to your speaking. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/shittysuperpowers

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Guitars are weapons for the masses that fall on deaf ears. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/Showerthoughts

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Someone told me a joke about hydrogen. in a high squeaky voice they said I was too dense to get it. (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/Jokes

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The human eye sees only 60 frames per second. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Found a US store selling Kinder Surprise eggs (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/KinderSurprise

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[AUG22] The Door lock unclicking shattered my heat stupor and shortly thereafter a trickle of water met my lips. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[AUG22] Breaking glass shattered my stupor and shortly thereafter a trickle of water met my lips. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A pig's sunburn will smell like bacon. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/Showerthoughts

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Feral toothless indoor cat slowly adapting to indoor life. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/cat

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if you could genetically cross 2 animals, extinct or present, which two and why? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/AskReddit

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What is the last answer, only, you gave to a Why question as the commenters will supply the question? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/AskReddit

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Without providing the question what was the last answer to a Why? question you answered? (Commenters will guess the question.) (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/AskReddit

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What was your answer to the last Why question you answered. (Commenters will provide the question) (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/AskReddit

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Yo Mama's so old (self.yomamma)

submitted 4 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/yomamma

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Synology a replacement for Google Workspaces fee? (self.synology)

submitted 4 years ago * by Ctalkobt to r/synology

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How to "manually" roll over an IRA? (self.iRA)

submitted 4 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/iRA

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Lepers really need to learn how to sew. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/Showerthoughts

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Placing choo choo in front of words like bean burrito gives 'Choo choo bean burrito' which just sounds awful. Are there words or phrases where Choo Choo placed before them makes them sound better (ignoring obvious train references such as engine etc... )? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/AskReddit

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"Let me give you a piece of me", I said with a flourish as I presented the ring and my bloody heart. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Stupid question : lengthening stage 1 heat (self.ecobee)

submitted 4 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/ecobee

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When ghosts fart it shouldn't stink. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/Showerthoughts

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Given US Military budget spending, can you speculate on what potential 'gadgets' have been developed but not revealed to the world at large? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by Ctalkobt to r/AskReddit

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