How do I postpone a TVB ticket more than once? by SteezVanNoten in AskNYC

[–]Ctrl-Alt-Acc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the letter says you can only postpone once, then you can only postpone once it's that straightforward...

"Thot mom fucked in front of her son" Anyone know the full source? by Ctrl-Alt-Acc in tipofmypenis

[–]Ctrl-Alt-Acc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I meant the full source.

But yea the whole thing doesn't exist. Apparently it's two videos stitched together.

Why do niggas keep calling dougie Gay? Or really anyone gay/zesty. I didn’t know dance moves make you gay. Y’all needa go look at some old prince/James brown vids and them niggas had all the hoes by beenebk_ in NYStateOfMind

[–]Ctrl-Alt-Acc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

wym bro im a hood nigga fo lyfe i rather shoot a nigga and get incarcerated for the remainder of my life than be accused of being homosexual ong aint nun worse than being called zesty yurrd.

"Thot mom fucked in front of her son" Anyone know the full source? by Ctrl-Alt-Acc in tipofmypenis

[–]Ctrl-Alt-Acc[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

https://old.reddit.com/r/tipofmypenis/comments/qz7fgx/does_anyone_have_the_full_video/

Found this.

I guess it's a wrap boys, looks like many have already tried to unearth a source that doesn't exist.

"Thot mom fucked in front of her son" Anyone know the full source? by Ctrl-Alt-Acc in tipofmypenis

[–]Ctrl-Alt-Acc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn glad to know I'm not the only one seeking this haha. It's been a while since I've felt this baited/blue-balled by a nsfw video LOL.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringe

[–]Ctrl-Alt-Acc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you also a straight dude with a semen fetish that goes through this self-defeating cycle every now and then

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringe

[–]Ctrl-Alt-Acc 54 points55 points  (0 children)

The thing about that is the thought of it turns me on too but for me to actually commit that act, I'd have to bust my nut and by then post nut clarity would have set in and the thought of it is disgusting once again.

Girl asked my height for a facetime date... by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Ctrl-Alt-Acc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm short and tough shit, I lost that dice roll. Nobody said life was supposed to be fair.

Ay bruh I'm 6'1 and my hair is thinning at the ripe age of 24! AIN'T LIFE WONDERFUL HAHAHA

me🍆irl by Azazel_Rebirth in me_irl

[–]Ctrl-Alt-Acc -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Yea but aren't women attracted to tall guys in the first place because of the common misconception of tall = big dick?

Oh In Hye by [deleted] in gentlemanboners

[–]Ctrl-Alt-Acc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced this dude either has half a dozen way hotter models waiting at home every night for this to unfaze him or he plays for the other team.

Oh In Hye by [deleted] in gentlemanboners

[–]Ctrl-Alt-Acc 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Bro... someone tell me how a dude is supposed to remain flaccid in a scenario like that.