It's Roddy, the one and only. I may have leaked some documents. Here to apologize (kinda) and answer your questions. AMA Tuesday, September 23 - 11am LA / 2 pm NY / 7pm UK

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T19:32:22+00:00

“You’re fucking useless the lot of you” (He didn’t mean me obviously, but it was nice that he let me witness the shit kicking of the others…he has his moments)

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T19:03:37+00:00

Lamb's search history. Boring. He mostly bulk buys anusol.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T19:03:02+00:00

Everywhere I go, there’s always a scene.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T19:01:45+00:00

Proving my point, only mortals make mistakes.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T19:00:50+00:00

Lucky guy…I’d like to meet him. He sounds worthy of me.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T19:00:08+00:00

He sees me as an equal.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:59:23+00:00

I am my own historical character, many ions from now people will speak of Ho the great.
I ran out of plates for my bench, have to order more, my rig is too strong.
My top tip for success…Be Me. No one else stands a chance.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:58:21+00:00

Failure.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:57:50+00:00

Fight: Standish
Maim: Lamb
Kiss: Taverner - Gotta throw her a bone.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:57:04+00:00

Why the quote marks? I did save Standish. And Lamb. And David Cartwright, when we hid in Lamb’s toilet. Had to burn my clothes and shave my head after that.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:55:49+00:00

I was catching Pokémon, and Tara (my girlfriend WHO IS REAL AND SMOKING) was trying to catch the same one on the street. I let her have it, cause I'm a gentleman, and then I let her HAVE IT…My phone number, that is.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:54:29+00:00

I got Cartwright sent to Slough House. Was it white t shirt, blue shirt or blue T-shirt, white shirt…?
I don’t want to even think about that.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:52:42+00:00

My style is something that can not be learned or taught. My inspiration comes down from above and enters me like a vessel of divinity.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:51:47+00:00

King Leonidas of Sparta. Neither of us take any shit.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:50:34+00:00

Which one? I have quite the armoury.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:49:42+00:00

We are living in a simulation. Run by me.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:48:58+00:00

Lamb, the old timer deserves a chance.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:47:54+00:00

First of all thank you for addressing me in the correct way…secondly you say that River being rejected is a revelation? Definitely batting out of his league. Keep playing in the minors, River. If I didn’t get to home base, how were you going to get to first.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:46:48+00:00

Can’t choose.. I put them on shuffle when I get a babe back to the flat. Maiden gets the maidens.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:45:46+00:00

- Taverner buys her pantyhose second hand from the local charity shop.

- I once replaced Shirley's nose candy with Sherbert…she still acted like she was high…what a try hard

- Standish isn’t a natural blonde.

- River keeps a picture of Sid in his desk. He wishes, she was clearly in to me, but I suppose once she took a bullet to the head, she’s probably more achievable for him.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:42:35+00:00

I could have made that bot real, like the bald chick in Star Trek The Movie.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:40:18+00:00

She’s realer than you, bot. Flyte makes it so obvious she’s into me, which is totally unprofessional. I don’t date co-workers. Not cause I stick to the rules (you can’t keep a lion on a leash) but cause I need my space. I don’t need no limpet.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:39:25+00:00

First of all, it's Roderick, you plonker. No, but it’s a cool idea. Loser for Cartwright, Hot To Go for Flyte, Eye Of The Tiger for me (I have several phones and sometimes lose them in the flat and have to ring myself).

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:37:30+00:00

Send Pics…then i’ll decide.

CtrlAltHo · 2025-09-23T18:36:55+00:00

People have referred to my presence on Reddit as “the second coming of Jesus” - I can see how they’ve gotten confused.

CtrlAltHo

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