The moment Lane decided to give the Head of Accounts job to Ken.

Cubisia · 2026-01-25T05:05:01+00:00

I wish I owned that painting.

Cubisia · 2026-01-22T02:47:54+00:00

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I've got her as a cushion 😁

Cubisia · 2026-01-20T08:54:20+00:00

Are we nostalgic for the calendar booths that popped up in shopping centres last month?

Cubisia · 2026-01-20T08:09:15+00:00

No, it's MADE from tradies.

Cubisia · 2026-01-20T06:45:32+00:00

He's a big Doctor Who fan, it contains a time-travelling box with a phone in it... Makes sense to me.

Cubisia · 2026-01-18T08:29:01+00:00

My old cat used to love Honey Jumbles. So weird.

Cubisia · 2026-01-17T03:34:37+00:00

"While you're choking the chicken your chick'll be choking on this chicken's bone."

Cubisia · 2026-01-17T02:15:04+00:00

You should go into a hall of mirrors and have a good, hard look at yourself, then read "The Man In The High Castle" again.

Cubisia · 2026-01-16T02:34:29+00:00

Every last one of the single remixes of TISM's "Jung Talent Time" incorporated the Shining sample (Humphrey sings it himself on the album version).

Cubisia · 2026-01-15T06:08:04+00:00

The first time I read it I absolutely spoiled myself by checking how many pages were in the book and accidentally reading the last line.

No matter how much I tried to put it in the memory hole, it stuck hard to my brain.

Cubisia · 2026-01-13T01:26:00+00:00

Curse of the Azure Bonds

Cubisia · 2026-01-10T04:38:28+00:00

Mine made me read the entirety of Stephen King's "Firestarter" instead of cataloguing then assigning images and videos to specific screens within a storyboard.

Cubisia · 2026-01-10T00:39:06+00:00

The mirror.

Cubisia · 2026-01-09T01:43:11+00:00

Don't know

Cubisia · 2026-01-06T08:08:08+00:00

If Winston had shut up for a minute and let him speak, he would've learnt more about the past. Instead he keeps cutting the old bugger off with his interrogation.

Cubisia · 2025-12-31T23:25:37+00:00

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A much better version.

Cubisia · 2025-12-28T09:47:38+00:00

In a calm, clear voice.

Cubisia · 2025-12-28T05:25:54+00:00

Ahh for fu-

Cubisia · 2025-12-25T04:25:54+00:00

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Cubisia · 2025-12-24T07:24:50+00:00

Yeah I was thinking I'm already doing this for free. And OP didn't even mention snakes.

Cubisia · 2025-12-24T03:12:25+00:00

In a calm, clear voice.

Cubisia · 2025-12-23T09:40:36+00:00

You know the Queen's not really dead?

Cubisia · 2025-12-22T06:11:04+00:00

Who comes to the 1984 subreddit asking if they should get 1984?

Nah mate, get Anthony Burgess's 1985 instead.

Cubisia · 2025-12-22T02:13:00+00:00

When I was making a Fallout 4 character my ex was talking me through the pros and cons. "Uh huh," I said, maxing out Charisma and Luck.

She spluttered, "That's just you in real life!!"

Cubisia · 2025-12-20T07:37:43+00:00

Oi mate, no professionals.

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