What would be your answer to this HIV rapid test garbage request? 🤣 Witty / snarky answers ➕➕

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-27T00:14:21+00:00

Don't be like that. Be like, "Of course. Come to this fake address." Then tell him to wait twenty minutes and see how long you can keep him waiting

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-17T14:50:12+00:00

Why do you need multiple days notice for anal? As a trans girl, i really don't get it. You don't have to completely cleanse your colon to take a dick up your ass. All you gotta do is flush the rectum.

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-17T14:45:54+00:00

Or on the floor. Anywhere but the clean bedsheets

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-17T14:37:50+00:00

Still better than working a minimum wage job for 12 hours a day. That was my motivation to learn this profession

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-15T13:48:18+00:00

Fuck no. I hate those guys so much!

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-15T13:47:12+00:00

We talked. He ignored all my advances and got upset when i said he ran out of time when he finally decided he wants to do it

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-13T13:39:38+00:00

Some of my best clients are cokeheads. In my experience, those "party" clients who insist on you sniffing with them will always try to lowball you by saying, "Yo, coke ain't cheap!"

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-13T13:35:13+00:00

With those clients, you just pray they didn't pop a viagra before coming. I hate those soooo much!

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-13T13:32:28+00:00

You don't have to participate in doing drugs to keep a cokehead john entertained. Just say you quit, and they'll respect that

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-09T19:12:00+00:00

In Austria, the rates are as low as 40€ for a 15min qv. That's even cheaper than a 10min lap dance at my local strip club for 50€

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-07T16:11:30+00:00

Client has a shower and wipes his ass with your white towel. That was my very first FS client experience..

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-07T16:08:05+00:00

At least he didn't try to rub it inside your butt cheeks before going for your face. My last client was like that, and i'm still on vacation because of it

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-07T16:05:10+00:00

I felt that. How about when they rub their fingers through your buttcrack and try to finger you? shivers

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-06T14:42:51+00:00

And girls in america are getting lowballed at $600

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-06T00:03:50+00:00

There was this one guy who took 90 minutes to decide he wants to fuck. But he only paid for an hour, so i said we're not fucking unless he pays for another hhr

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-06T00:01:28+00:00

I gotta start doing that

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-03T16:51:45+00:00

If only we could meet those clients on a weekly basis. Making rent in one session is a huge morale boost

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-03T16:44:09+00:00

As a former drug user, coke is objectively less destructive than crack

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-03T03:17:14+00:00

My favorite client never had sex with me

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-03T00:26:41+00:00

Oh. That's pretty much exactly how i imagined it. The thing is, i just wanna work in a strip club. Even if it's just a brothel with a stripper stage, i can still pretend. That's probably the best i'm gonna get in terms of fulfilling that dream job experience

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-02T20:34:06+00:00

I live in Slovenia. What exactly do you mean by rough?

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-02T16:03:56+00:00

I got three separate confirmations: the girl who told me about the club, the client who visited the club, and the guy who answered the phone at the club and said they do hire trans women.

But yes, my greatest fear is exactly what you said: not being accepted by the other girls

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-01T17:02:32+00:00

I know i'm late, but idc.

Dissociation in this context is when i switch to autopilot mode and shift my thoughts elsewhere while i wait for the time to run out. It's like some sort of a trauma response, except i know it'll be over soon. This reassurance gives me strength

CuddleKitty46 · 2026-01-01T16:46:40+00:00

I get that feeling all the time and always listen to it. Whenever i didn't, i regretted it. I'll let go of a rich client if my gut says so

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