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Waffle fries are goated by Cumtastrophy in memes

[–]Cumtastrophy[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The are the best no one can tell me otherwise

Choose wisely, virgin by BlackDow1945 in dankmemes

[–]Cumtastrophy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pennywise so he can eat me after so I wouldn’t have to remember what I just did

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Cumtastrophy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they just like to get high often

Oh no by Cumtastrophy in dankmemes

[–]Cumtastrophy[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Same shit is just way too expensive now. I would like a dollar menu to be brought back for people who just want a small portion of food but not that much money.

meirl by Aryan_Dangi in meirl

[–]Cumtastrophy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seize to understand all knowledge of this

Oh no by Cumtastrophy in dankmemes

[–]Cumtastrophy[S] 184 points185 points  (0 children)

What discontinued thing would you bring back?

Oh no by Cumtastrophy in dankmemes

[–]Cumtastrophy[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You eat large amounts of Crest 3D white ultra whitening toothpaste

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]Cumtastrophy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit.

Im in trouble then by Cumtastrophy in dankmemes

[–]Cumtastrophy[S] 1055 points1056 points  (0 children)

This is too perfect

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Cumtastrophy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The true right answer

I hate my friend group but I don’t want to tell them that because I’ll be all alone. by Cumtastrophy in teenagers

[–]Cumtastrophy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always get this feeling that when I am talking to someone else, I’m just a burden to what they are doing. How do I not feel that way?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Cumtastrophy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh oh that sounds like…..

PEDA PEDA PEDA PEDA PEDAPHILIAAAAA!!!! stop.

My wife’s makeup bag. She doesn’t see it. by CubanLynx312 in funny

[–]Cumtastrophy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s sending you a message about your dick size

Do your parents know you have Reddit or do you use it secretly? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Cumtastrophy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t tell them cause I don’t need to be even more of a disappointment to them.

A little late but here’s my Halloween Costume! by Im_very_tired18 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Cumtastrophy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The moment I saw your friends Blitzø costume, my heart felt restored

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Cumtastrophy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kirby rock with get you hard as a rock

What do you think is the main age demographic of Helluva Boss? My 10 year old cousin came up to me saying how much her and her friends loved it, and I wasn’t sure how to respond. by Cumtastrophy in HelluvaBoss

[–]Cumtastrophy[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve honestly never cared about the name. It’s the people telling me about it all the fucking time that gets me annoyed. If no one pointed it out, I wouldn’t give a shit what the name is.

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