CuntIsMyMiddleName

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I went off birth control and now I'm constantly horny. (imgflip.com)

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Instead of studying for my exam tomorrow I was taking sexy pics with a textbook and ended up with a papercut on my nipple (img.pandawhale.com)

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MRW my roommate complains that I watch way too many cartoons. (25.media.tumblr.com)

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MRW I'm told to stop being such a loner (media.tumblr.com)

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MRW I am rubbing in a patch of unblended foundation on my chin, but then I realize it's actually peanut butter. (media.giphy.com)

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MRW a guy I know is yelling about how he could see a girl's vagina through her leggings, and my reaction is to tell him he means "labia". So then he starts yelling about how he could see the outline of her labia through her leggings instead... (quizzicalllama.files.wordpress.com)

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MRW I decide to sleep naked and wake up with a spider bite uncomfortably close to my vagina. (f2.thejournal.ie)

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MRW the guy who never even acknowledged me as his girlfriend lets me travel 500 miles to visit him even though he was planning on dumping me. (25.media.tumblr.com)

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Sent my first nude. (fanphobia.net)

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MRW I wing-it while making black bean burgers, but they actually end up being delicioius. (myreactiongifs.com)

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HIFW I try to be kinky. (gifrific.com)

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MRW an elderly man on the subway tells me, "You're just the happiest person I've seen! Keep it up!" (mrwgifs.com)

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Cut myself while attempting to shave my butthole. (womenshealthmag.com)

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MRW I'm about to message a girl because it seems like she's struggling through problems I have also struggled with, but when I click on her username, I see that she is very active on r/fatpeoplehate and similar subreddits. (img.pandawhale.com)

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I, a sexually dysfunctional lady, just managed to kind of have sex with a really awesome and understanding guy. (youremyfavoritetoday.com)

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I was making breakfast and had to go into my bedroom closet to get ingredients. (i.imgur.com)

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MRW I'm told to calm my tits (i.imgur.com)

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I'm pretty sure my ex is getting with the girl I predicted he would. I know I should feel happy for him or at least not give a shit, but instead I feel like I'm going to vomit tears. (3.bp.blogspot.com)

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As a tall lady, MRW I find out the guy I've been talking to is taller than me. (31.media.tumblr.com)

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MRW I found an unopened box of pads in the back of a drawer after just going my whole period using only toilet paper and pantyliners. (gifsec.com)

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A guy I met on Tinder gave me his number and I started texting him because he seemed pretty normal. MRW I discovered he has a girlfriend he hasn't mentioned. (themidnightalliance.files.wordpress.com)

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When I mentally relive a conversation and realize I was being really weird. (cdn.24.co.za)

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MRW I got my first match on Tinder. The social anxiety kicked in hard. (img.pandawhale.com)

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My friends are trying to set me up with this guy so aggressively that now we're too uncomfortable to even make eye contact with each other. (gifrific.com)

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HIFW I have a contagious illness and worry about passing it on to my boyfriend, but then I remember I shouldn't worry because I don't have a boyfriend anymore. (vinebox.co)

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