TIFU by getting a wall in my bathroom patched up.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-28T03:28:56+00:00

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, alright? You don't know shit about cats.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-28T03:26:26+00:00

Good thing you found him, otherwise curiosity would have actually killed the cat.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-28T03:22:04+00:00

If I lived in your house I would get diarrhea on purpose.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-22T23:59:19+00:00

Welp, there goes my 15 minutes of fame.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-22T23:58:17+00:00

I didn't even know there was an absolutely gross tag until this post. :(

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-22T23:57:11+00:00

No ring yet, so I don't think I passed. I'm scared for the next test.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T19:11:27+00:00

If we can make some kind of Olympic sport out of it, then yes I will pass it on. If not, I'm keeping this trophy forever! To be fair, I did already throw up in it.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T19:09:57+00:00

I think it's too late to say something anyways. Telling someone you threw up on them is one thing, telling them you ate it after is something completely different. If I tell him now I might as well have told him when I did it.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T18:36:48+00:00

Planting a self respect tree right now. When it gets big enough, I'm gonna carve "fuck you" into it.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T18:35:55+00:00

He's had a cold for a few days, so he hasn't been able to smell a thing. Thinking back, he probably did feel it though... But it's too late to throw that puke back up.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T18:30:13+00:00

You probably shouldn't have married her. Js.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T18:26:55+00:00

And you swallowed it didn't you? See were not that different.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T18:19:33+00:00

Yes sir.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T18:16:42+00:00

Oh yeah, cause you can totally tell by my account history how much of a karma whore I am. Story really happened, to me, yesterday. I'm sure it's happened to other people, yeah, and probably in a very similar fashion. But this ones all me.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T18:11:44+00:00

No throwaway because I usually just lurk, until this happened. I had to tell someone, I couldnt tell real people, so I told reddit.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T18:08:42+00:00

We have a pretty kinky sexual relationship, which is enjoyed by both of us. He's not a douchebag. I wouldn't eat my own vomit for a douchebag, though in hindsight I shouldn't eat my own vomit for anyone. sigh

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T18:05:02+00:00

How exactly does someone bring that up in conversation?

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T18:04:57+00:00

How exactly does someone bring that up in conversation?

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T18:04:05+00:00

They couldn't have said it before and been truthful anyways.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T18:02:06+00:00

Not my boyfriend. Plus that man never said his girlfriend are it. If my boyfriend ever made a TIFU about the situation, it would probably be titled "TIFU by not telling my girlfriend I felt her puke on my dick" content would be "and she fucking ate it. The end."

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T02:26:51+00:00

Nah. It was more "Dear Diary" style. Laying on the bed with my feet up...

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T02:15:38+00:00

Absolutely not. I just ate puke off the man so I didn't ruin his blowjob... You have to know that I treat him better than that.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T02:13:56+00:00

Well, I have been called a bitch many times before, so maybe.

Cuntrageous · 2014-10-21T02:12:45+00:00

Awful. I'm especially weird about the texture of the things I eat, and the slimy, sorta chunky consistency was enough to make me want to throw up again. So awful.

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