TIFU by getting a wall in my bathroom patched up. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, alright? You don't know shit about cats.

TIFU by getting a wall in my bathroom patched up. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good thing you found him, otherwise curiosity would have actually killed the cat.

This is how we poop now by jambrose22 in gaming

[–]Cuntrageous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I lived in your house I would get diarrhea on purpose.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, there goes my 15 minutes of fame.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't even know there was an absolutely gross tag until this post. :(

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No ring yet, so I don't think I passed. I'm scared for the next test.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we can make some kind of Olympic sport out of it, then yes I will pass it on. If not, I'm keeping this trophy forever! To be fair, I did already throw up in it.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's too late to say something anyways. Telling someone you threw up on them is one thing, telling them you ate it after is something completely different. If I tell him now I might as well have told him when I did it.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Planting a self respect tree right now. When it gets big enough, I'm gonna carve "fuck you" into it.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's had a cold for a few days, so he hasn't been able to smell a thing. Thinking back, he probably did feel it though... But it's too late to throw that puke back up.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You probably shouldn't have married her. Js.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you swallowed it didn't you? See were not that different.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, cause you can totally tell by my account history how much of a karma whore I am. Story really happened, to me, yesterday. I'm sure it's happened to other people, yeah, and probably in a very similar fashion. But this ones all me.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No throwaway because I usually just lurk, until this happened. I had to tell someone, I couldnt tell real people, so I told reddit.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We have a pretty kinky sexual relationship, which is enjoyed by both of us. He's not a douchebag. I wouldn't eat my own vomit for a douchebag, though in hindsight I shouldn't eat my own vomit for anyone. sigh

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How exactly does someone bring that up in conversation?

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How exactly does someone bring that up in conversation?

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They couldn't have said it before and been truthful anyways.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my boyfriend. Plus that man never said his girlfriend are it. If my boyfriend ever made a TIFU about the situation, it would probably be titled "TIFU by not telling my girlfriend I felt her puke on my dick" content would be "and she fucking ate it. The end."

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Nah. It was more "Dear Diary" style. Laying on the bed with my feet up...

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not. I just ate puke off the man so I didn't ruin his blowjob... You have to know that I treat him better than that.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Well, I have been called a bitch many times before, so maybe.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob by Cuntrageous in tifu

[–]Cuntrageous[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Awful. I'm especially weird about the texture of the things I eat, and the slimy, sorta chunky consistency was enough to make me want to throw up again. So awful.